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Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking

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Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
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Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:50 am
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:54 am
But JESUS !!!!!
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:56 am
Holy shit somebody was tripping hard
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:56 am
(May 18, 2015 at 9:50 am)Nope Wrote: The angels have six wings, two cover their face and two wings cover their feet. Why their feet?

Angels = Hobbits ???
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:56 am
(May 18, 2015 at 9:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: But JESUS !!!!!

That solves everything!!!!! Why didn't I think of that?
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:57 am
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 9:57 am
(May 18, 2015 at 9:56 am)Cato Wrote:
(May 18, 2015 at 9:50 am)Nope Wrote: The angels have six wings, two cover their face and two wings cover their feet. Why their feet?

Angels = Hobbits ???

Perhaps they spend so much time flying around that they don't have time to wash their feet? The odor must be horrible.
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 10:24 am
(May 18, 2015 at 9:56 am)Cato Wrote:
(May 18, 2015 at 9:50 am)Nope Wrote: The angels have six wings, two cover their face and two wings cover their feet. Why their feet?

Angels = Hobbits ???

I wouldn't be surprised back then people weren't very tall everyone would be around 3 - 4 feet tall., so yeah everyone would look like hobbits.
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 11:12 am
back in my christian days, a few things bothered me (ok a lot of things) but this was at the top of my list.
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RE: Biblical Angels Are Silly Looking
May 18, 2015 at 11:15 am
Given earlier descriptions of angels, it's a wonder why anyone in Sodom would want to "know them" all that much. I'm trying to think about a humanoid with his face and feet covered, and his genitals dangling out in the open.
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