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[Alex K]

for (long int i=0; i<-1; i++) {printf("I say it for the %i th time: God did it\n",i);}
printf("amen");

[robvalue]

Whoah! You tested out your brain scanning equipment on Ken Ham huh? Looks like it's working well.

Did you detect any other programs while you were in there?

[Alex K]

There was this other one...

I think I now know what's wrong with the theists. Such a rookie mistake!


#include<stdlib>
#include<babble>

using namespace jesus;

void witness(bool &thereisagod)
{
  if (thereisagod=true) printf("Halleluiah! There is a God");
  return;
}

int main()
{
  bool isthereagod=false; //evidence
  witness(isthereagod);
...
}

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Last year, a public debate between Ken Ham and Bill Nye brought the former enough attention and money to commence building his Ark Encounter, a Noah's Ark and creationism-inspired theme park in Kentucky, which would complement his existing Creation Museum.

This demonstrates why we shouldn't give these fools the time of day. Educate the public, yes. Enter into a formal debate with one of these idiots - giving them the illusion of legitimacy, NEVER!

The problem is that people think that they can get an idiot to listen to reality.  The best tactic is to simply ignore guys like Ham.  There's no difference between him and the dummy muslim clerics that show their ignorance every time they open their yaps.  They actually make cave men look like geniuses.   

[dyresand]

There was this other one...

I think I now know what's wrong with the theists. Such a rookie mistake!


#include<stdlib>
#include<babble>

using namespace jesus;

void witness(bool &thereisagod)
{
  if (thereisagod=true) printf("Halleluiah! There is a God");
  return;
}

int main()
{
  bool isthereagod=false; //evidence
  witness(isthereagod);
...
}

Yo forgot the elf loop 

else if (theseisagod=false) printf ("fuck....i better start writting apology letters");
return;