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Stupid, selfish prayer requests
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Praying to sell cars is clearly idiotic. Rationale people know that you're supposed to pray for sex. Or winning lotto numbers. Or that your knobrot of a neighbour will be devoured (alive) by syphilitic baboons. You know, sensible stuff to ask God for.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Jesus:
please reincarnate BrianSoddingBoru4 as a syphilitic baboon to smite my enemies for ME !!! Amen !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
No matter what happens with the car salesman, they should be thanking god at all times. Practically everyone only thanks him when things go right, and prays for things to get better, as things go wrong. If it's god's will that he loses his job, then they should be thanking god that he lost his job, because it's his will. His will is the greatest thing ever, in their opinion. So, if you're child gets ran over by a bus, don't forget to thank god, because he knows what's best for you.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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