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Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
No one ever seems to have a problem with the idea of a place where there is no death, yet everything is capable of reproducing.

Also where is the label on the planet that says it's 6,000 years old?
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
(June 6, 2015 at 11:52 am)Chad32 Wrote: No one ever seems to have a problem with the idea of a place where there is no death, yet everything is capable of reproducing.
The human brain isn't the most complex thing in the known universe. The whole biosphere is. Creationists are just too (pick one or more ) ignorant/blind/stupid to see obvious holes in their simplistic model.

Quote:Also where is the label on the planet that says it's 6,000 years old?

It was on the tag labelled "Do not remove under penalty of law." But it got torn off by the previous owner.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
(June 6, 2015 at 11:52 am)Chad32 Wrote: No one ever seems to have a problem with the idea of a place where there is no death, yet everything is capable of reproducing.

Also where is the label on the planet that says it's 6,000 years old?

In the Buy-Bull.
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
(June 6, 2015 at 8:26 am)Nope Wrote: I really think that Ham is a charlatan out to make money on ignorant young earthers. He can't be unaware of how or why scientists date fossils. 

Maybe. But don't make the mistake to underestimate the human potential for stupidity. Ham could take a lead in Planet of the Apes without any makeup. And I leave it at that before I insult our closest relatives.
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
(June 6, 2015 at 8:26 am)Nope Wrote:
Ken Ham Wrote:The Bible teaches (in Genesis 1:29–30) that the original animals (and the first humans) were commanded to be vegetarian. There were no meat eaters in the original creation. Furthermore, there was no death. It was an unblemished world, with Adam and Eve and animals (including dinosaurs) living in perfect harmony, eating only plants.

So, I guess plants are not alive? He is just an idiot following money.
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I think Ken Ham has a really hard time not laughing when he hears himself talk

I know I do.
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
(June 6, 2015 at 1:24 pm)abaris Wrote:
(June 6, 2015 at 8:26 am)Nope Wrote: I really think that Ham is a charlatan out to make money on ignorant young earthers. He can't be unaware of how or why scientists date fossils. 

Maybe. But don't make the mistake to underestimate the human potential for stupidity. Ham could take a lead in Planet of the Apes without any makeup. And I leave it at that before I insult our closest relatives.

I don't like to make fun of people's appearance but Ham does look  like Dr.Zauis
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
See, it's attitudes like that which will make the apes hate us. You want to see the human race overthrown? Huh? Do you?
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
What do you expect from a bunch of "talking monkeys"?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Ken Ham Explains Dinosaurs
(June 6, 2015 at 4:45 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I think Ken Ham has a really hard time not laughing when he hears himself talk

I know I do.
The fact that people give him credibility indicates just how stupid they are.  It's absolutely amazing how stupid people can survive in the modern world.
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