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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 4:53 am
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I'd rather insult Elmer Fudd ... there's more evidence for him.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 4:54 am
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I just got done slapping the Holy Spirit so hard he had to make himself visible just to beg me to stop.
He's a pathetic concept that doesn't even make any sense, a hangover from previous mythologies shoehorned into an already overcrowded monotheism. I'd kick him in the balls if he had any. He will be my bitch from now until I die.
He's not the only fictional character I enjoy beating up of course. He? It? Whatever.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 5:43 am
That's not how one blasphemes against Holy Spirit. You need to go to a crossroads at midnight, during new moon and pour a pint of lamb's blood over a dead shrew, while reciting "Lord's Prayer" in latin - backwards.
Don't you people know anything?
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 5:51 am
I was sick that day in satanic Friday School
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 7:34 am
So I sez to the Holy Spirit, I sez, 'Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is such a prick.'
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 8:23 am
The Mormons say the Holy Spirit doesn't have a physical body because he's been bad.
Some Mormons have speculated the Holy Spirit is Mrs. God, but that idea hasn't been canonized.
At one time, Joe Smith denied there was a Holy Ghost, but later on the appeal of a very fucked up version of trinitarianism was better for his purposes than the relatively simple bitarianism he originally made up.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
June 7, 2015 at 8:44 am
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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