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insult the holy spirit
#1
insult the holy spirit
And get a free seat on the train directly to HELL!

TIL the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the holy spirit, so put your heretic hats on and leggo

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The holy spirit's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries!!



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#2
RE: insult the holy spirit
I'd rather insult Elmer Fudd ... there's more evidence for him.

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#3
RE: insult the holy spirit
I just got done slapping the Holy Spirit so hard he had to make himself visible just to beg me to stop.

He's a pathetic concept that doesn't even make any sense, a hangover from previous mythologies shoehorned into an already overcrowded monotheism. I'd kick him in the balls if he had any. He will be my bitch from now until I die.

He's not the only fictional character I enjoy beating up of course. He? It? Whatever.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
(June 7, 2015 at 4:53 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I'd rather insult Elmer Fudd ... there's more evidence for him.

Yabut don't you want a VIP table in HELL?
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#5
RE: insult the holy spirit
That's not how one blasphemes against Holy Spirit. You need to go to a crossroads at midnight, during new moon and pour a pint of lamb's blood over a dead shrew, while reciting "Lord's Prayer" in latin - backwards.
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RE: insult the holy spirit
I was sick that day in satanic Friday School
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#7
RE: insult the holy spirit
So I sez to the Holy Spirit, I sez, 'Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is such a prick.'


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#8
RE: insult the holy spirit
The Mormons say the Holy Spirit doesn't have a physical body because he's been bad.

Some Mormons have speculated the Holy Spirit is Mrs. God, but that idea hasn't been canonized.

At one time, Joe Smith denied there was a Holy Ghost, but later on the appeal of a very fucked up version of trinitarianism was better for his purposes than the relatively simple bitarianism he originally made up.
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#9
RE: insult the holy spirit
Is this blasphemy? Big Grin



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RE: insult the holy spirit
(June 7, 2015 at 4:53 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I'd rather insult Elmer Fudd ... there's more evidence for him.

What kind of idiot goes out into the woods to shoots at animals with something capable of killing them, then cries over something when he thinks he actually killed it. This guy has some mental issues far beyond his speech impediment.
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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