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Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
#11
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
(June 14, 2015 at 10:27 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: There is an old joke about giving all of one's money to God.  When one is paid, one simply throws all of the money up in the air.  Whatever God keeps, is God's, and whatever he returns, one gets to keep.

Some of the idiots attending churches of greedy preachers should remember this and practice it.  Do they seriously believe that their omnipotent God is incapable of collecting whatever he wants, and requires a middleman to get it from them?

In short..yes they do believe that even if they don't openly realize it.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#12
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
My drivers license says "organ donor".

That's as good as it's going to get.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#13
RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
i gave alright my pocket lint
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Ha! Too True of all the fuckers
(June 14, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/14/us/sunday-...index.html


Quote:How passing the plate becomes the 'Sunday morning stickup'


Quote:David Lee had just opened his wallet for two successive offerings at a church one Sunday morning when a pastor walked onto the pulpit to pass on a request.

"You all going to think I'm crazy, but God says give again," the pastor said.

Who ever said "a fool and his money are soon parted" must have been sitting in a fucking church.

Part of the 4th Commandment is to fork over some cash when you go to see God.  Exodus 34:20.
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