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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 1:15 am
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(Scene opens in a bar)
Tom: Hey Jim!
Jim: hi.
Tom: Wanna hear something awesome?
Jim: k
Tom: I hereby declare that i claim the existence of fldsmdfr.
Jim: k
Tom: Don't you want to know what fldsmdfr is?
Jim: Fine,tell.
Tom: That's the best part -*Makes hand gesture to imply something genius is going to be said* I don't know.
Jim: Wow that's smart.
Tom: ikr
Jim: Now get outta here.
Tom: Hey Jim
Jim: WHAT
Tom: I also made a ism,its called fldsmdfrism.Do you want to join fldsmdfrism?
Jim: NO!Get the hell outta here!
Tom: k
Jim: Hey Tom?
Tom: What?
Jim: I reject your claim.I also declare to have created an ism that rejects your claim,i'm going to name it - afldsmdfrism.
Tom: Oh oh does that mean you know what fldsmdfr is?
Jim: No lol,now get outta here.
Moral of the story: afldsmdfrism shouldn't have been created in the first place because fldsmdfrism itself is senseless and shouldn't have existed either.
Its like building a 100 story building without a base.
@Stimbo, idk lol ppl have said that i am crazy in my real life because apparently standing up in class just because i didn't feel like sitting in the middle of a class is considered "crazy".
Why did you stand up?What was you motivation?Did you imply that the class was boring?
And i'm like man stfu i stood up because i didn't feel like sitting down and i felt like standing.What's so unbelievable about that fgts?
You feel me bro?
Edit: Oh oh my friends also thinks its crazy to wake up in the middle of the night and come up with an idea and to open up my laptop to program it.
There's like why do you do that its not normal bro.
and i'm like bitch its a million dollar idea i was scared that i might forget it in the morning.
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 2:57 am
Pool. Pool.
Get help. And a dictionary. Pleeeeeeaaase.
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 3:07 am
31 pages and I'm still not sure what his point is, other than he thinks he's a special snowflake and he's better than theists and atheists, is there a point?
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 3:58 am
I'm actually an uber-theist-atheist which is a new category. It beats theist, atheist, and people who claim to be neither. It means everything I believe is automatically true. Reality updates itself if I change my mind.
I think I'm in the lead now?
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 4:12 am
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(July 6, 2015 at 3:07 am)jesus_wept Wrote: 31 pages and I'm still not sure what his point is, other than he thinks he's a special snowflake and he's better than theists and atheists, is there a point?
My point is that both theism and atheism(and every subset of atheism)is stupid because of the fact that theism is stupid and shouldn't have existed anyway.
Yeah,and the special snowflake part too. :>
Maybe you should read the quote too,here you go:
Quote:Yeah,if theism is wrong then there is no reason for atheism to exist.
If you still exist THEN the burden of proof if on you.
Seeing how theism is believing in a god when even theists don't even know what god is,theism is a belief that tumbles down because of itself.
Conclusion: theism is nonsense.
No reason for atheism(and any sub set of atheism)to exist anymore.
If you choose to exist then the burden of proof is on you.
That is what i'm saying.
Edit: Added: "(any any sub set of atheism)"
Edit: Actually why don't you read one of the scene of my new movie too:
Quote:(Scene opens in a bar)
Tom: Hey Jim!
Jim: hi.
Tom: Wanna hear something awesome?
Jim: k
Tom: I hereby declare that i claim the existence of fldsmdfr.
Jim: k
Tom: Don't you want to know what fldsmdfr is?
Jim: Fine,tell.
Tom: That's the best part -*Makes hand gesture to imply something genius is going to be said* I don't know.
Jim: Wow that's smart.
Tom: ikr
Jim: Now get outta here.
Tom: Hey Jim
Jim: WHAT
Tom: I also made a ism,its called fldsmdfrism.Do you want to join fldsmdfrism?
Jim: NO!Get the hell outta here!
Tom: k
Jim: Hey Tom?
Tom: What?
Jim: I reject your claim.I also declare to have created an ism that rejects your claim,i'm going to name it - afldsmdfrism.
Tom: Oh oh does that mean you know what fldsmdfr is?
Jim: No lol,now get outta here.
@neimenovic, you think i'm crazy hahahahahaha
Edit:
@ robvalue, actually it beats theists(and every subset of theists) and atheists(and every subset of atheists) not the group of people that are neither,actually i don't think there are people that are neither,i'm not sure though - people either believe in a god or doesn't or believe in some subset of theism or atheism.
I believe in nothing because neither makes sense #yolo
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 5:12 am
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I didn't read much but I read enough to understand that he's undergoing puberty(I think). It's no big deal, it reminds me not to be too smug, that I was this autistic too once...
Maybe I'm wrong, in which case I'm sorry, but you genuinely remind me of a younger me, and I changed, ergo what I just wrote. If I'm being "harsh" in my choice of words it's because I'm actually criticizing my former self, I can't be sure about you. You might be faking it or simply not knowing english too well or just being too lazy to make any sense.
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 5:16 am
(July 6, 2015 at 4:12 am)pool Wrote: (July 6, 2015 at 3:07 am)jesus_wept Wrote: 31 pages and I'm still not sure what his point is, other than he thinks he's a special snowflake and he's better than theists and atheists, is there a point?
My point is that both theism and atheism(and every subset of atheism)is stupid because of the fact that theism is stupid and shouldn't have existed anyway.
Yeah,and the special snowflake part too. :>
Maybe you should read the quote too,here you go:
Edit: Actually why don't you read one of the scene of my new movie too:
I'd already read those and if there is a point, other than you think you're a special snowflake and everyone else I'd stupid, then I'm afraid I've missed it.
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 5:26 am
(July 6, 2015 at 4:12 am)pool Wrote: My point is that both theism and atheism(and every subset of atheism)is stupid because of the fact that theism is stupid and shouldn't have existed anyway.
This sentence has entertainment value if read in a voice mimicking a toddler throwing a temper tantrum.
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 5:27 am
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(July 6, 2015 at 5:16 am)jesus_wept Wrote: (July 6, 2015 at 4:12 am)pool Wrote: My point is that both theism and atheism(and every subset of atheism)is stupid because of the fact that theism is stupid and shouldn't have existed anyway.
Yeah,and the special snowflake part too. :>
Maybe you should read the quote too,here you go:
Edit: Actually why don't you read one of the scene of my new movie too:
I'd already read those and if there is a point, other than you think you're a special snowflake and everyone else I'd stupid, then I'm afraid I've missed it.
Theism is the mother that gave birth to theists and atheists(and every other subset of theists and atheists).
Theism is stupid because it is believing in a god when theism don't even specify what a god is.That's like believing in fldsmdfrism. xD (Everyone agreed with me on this point. hehe)
Since there is no longer a mother - she no longer gave birth to theists and atheists.Just like POOF theists and atheists are no longer there.
But if atheists are stubborn enough to exist then they are rejecting a claim that is not being made,which would make them the group that is making the claim - that they reject the claim of theists(but there is no claim theists are making because they can't because even theists don't know what god is(if you have any further doubts in this aspect then read the scene of my new movie again).).
(That's the best i can do,if you still don't understand it then idk lol)
@ Cato, i agree.It's hilarious!
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RE: Do you have the right to be an atheist?
July 6, 2015 at 5:31 am
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I understand the argument so there is no need to keep repeating it. I would just like to know if there is a point, other than you think you're a special snowflake and everyone else is stupid?
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