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Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
#11
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
No no no. God just sneezed and killed him accidentally. Shit happens, you know

/apologist
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#12
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 5, 2015 at 10:57 am)popsthebuilder Wrote:
(July 5, 2015 at 10:45 am)Exian Wrote:
Ok. Evidently he was struck down because he foolishly thought that the Lord needed him to steady the arch. He didn't believe that the Lord controlled everything's fate including the fate of the arch.

Admittedly , this seems a little odd. As it says David was agree and scared because of what happened. Honestly I don't really understand it, which is odd. Only through very loose understanding can I say that he didn't show Faith. And perhaps that is why he was struck down. He should have had much Faith simply due to his position. That's all I got. Really somewhat stumped. If something else comes to me I will let you know.

Oh, well, yeah! Of course kill that guy.
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#13
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 5, 2015 at 10:09 am)Nope Wrote: This story is from Samuel, chapter

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/6.htm

David decided to move the ark and used a new cart guided by two men, Uzzah and Ahio. When one of the oxen pulling the cart stumbled, Uzzah-naturally- put his hand on the ark. God, according to the story, killed Uzzah for trying to stop the ark from falling.

Quote:Then the LORD's anger burned against Uzzah, and God struck him dead on the spot for his irreverence, and he died there next to the ark of God

The bible describes god as being very angry because he tried to steady the ark. To Christians, why do you believe god punished Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling to the ground? I know that not every Christian on this site believes that the stories are literal. If you believe that this story is just an allegory then what is it teaching?

There are multiple reasons, and there is an excellent summary of those reasons available online.




Taken from: http://www.gotquestions.org/Uzzah.html#ixzz3f2231i4L
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#14
Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
As long as it was all Uzzahs fault and nothing to suggest that his god is an utter twat, that's fine then. Problem solved.
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#15
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
Quote: Something of God’s presence in the Ark of the Covenant seems to be lost in the church today.

The exodus story is later bullshit.  No ark.  No plagues.  No conquest.  No Moses.  No Joshua.  The villages which later coalesced into the northern and southern polities of "israel" and "judah" cam centuries after this particular bullshit story was supposed to have happened and they arose from within Canaan not outside of it.  This is what happens when archaeology examines actual evidence instead of silly old books.

The bigger question is why do xtians praise such a bunch of murderous stormtroopers as the ancient 'israelites' are portrayed to be?  They make ISIS look like shlemiels.  Why are you so fond of murdering bastards, Randy?

Why is your god such a dick?
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#16
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 5, 2015 at 10:09 am)Nope Wrote: This story is from Samuel, chapter

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/6.htm

David decided to move the ark and used a new cart guided by two men, Uzzah and Ahio. When one of the oxen pulling the cart stumbled, Uzzah-naturally- put his hand on the ark. God, according to the story, killed Uzzah for trying to stop the ark from falling.

Quote:Then the LORD's anger burned against Uzzah, and God struck him dead on the spot for his irreverence, and he died there next to the ark of God

The bible describes god as being very angry because he tried to steady the ark. To Christians, why do you believe god punished Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling to the ground? I know that not every Christian on this site believes that the stories are literal. If you believe that this story is just an allegory then what is it teaching?

So a man tried to stop, what at that time would have been the largest ever sea going vessel, from falling over by propping it up with his hand!

They didn't over bless people of that age with smarts did they.



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#17
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 5, 2015 at 10:09 am)Nope Wrote: This story is from Samuel, chapter

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/6.htm

David decided to move the ark and used a new cart guided by two men, Uzzah and Ahio. When one of the oxen pulling the cart stumbled, Uzzah-naturally- put his hand on the ark. God, according to the story, killed Uzzah for trying to stop the ark from falling.


The bible describes god as being very angry because he tried to steady the ark. To Christians, why do you believe god punished Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling to the ground? I know that not every Christian on this site believes that the stories are literal. If you believe that this story is just an allegory then what is it teaching?

So a man tried to stop, what at that time would have been the largest ever sea going vessel, from falling over by propping it up with his hand!

They didn't over bless people of that age with smarts did they.

Um...apparently not in this age, either.

Nope was referring to the Ark of the Covenant.
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#18
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 5, 2015 at 10:09 am)Nope Wrote: This story is from Samuel, chapter

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/6.htm

David decided to move the ark and used a new cart guided by two men, Uzzah and Ahio. When one of the oxen pulling the cart stumbled, Uzzah-naturally- put his hand on the ark. God, according to the story, killed Uzzah for trying to stop the ark from falling.


The bible describes god as being very angry because he tried to steady the ark. To Christians, why do you believe god punished Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling to the ground? I know that not every Christian on this site believes that the stories are literal. If you believe that this story is just an allegory then what is it teaching?

So a man tried to stop, what at that time would have been the largest ever sea going vessel, from falling over by propping it up with his hand!

They didn't over bless people of that age with smarts did they.

No, it wasn't Noah's ark. Sorry about that. The Hebrews built a small box thingie to hold sacred items. I should have explained better but I forgot that not everyone has grown up with these crazy stories

Quote:The Ark of the Covenant (Hebrew: אָרוֹן הַבְּרִית‎ ʾĀrôn Habbərît, modern pron. Aron haBrit), also known as the Ark of the Testimony, is a chest described in the Book of Exodus[1] as containing the Tablets of Stone on which the Ten Commandments were inscribed. According to the New Testament Letter to the Hebrews,[2] the Ark also contained Aaron's rod, a jar of manna, and the first Torah scroll as written by Moses; however, the first of the Books of Kings says that at the time of King Solomon, the Ark contained only the two Tablets of the Law.[3] According to the Book of Exodus, the Ark was built at the command of God, in accordance with the instructions given to Moses on Mount Sinai[4] In Deuteronomy 5:6, these events are described as having transpired at Mount Horeb.[5][6] God was said to have communicated with Moses "from between the two cherubim" on the Ark's cover.[7]
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RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
(July 5, 2015 at 10:43 am)popsthebuilder Wrote: It was my understanding that he tried to peer inside the ark, or gain a height equivalent to the Lord selfishly. If you tell me were to find the story you speak of I can read it and give a better explanation. Thanks.

The book of Samuel in the sixth chapter.
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#20
RE: Why Did Uzzah Die For Touching the Ark?
Just read 6 and 7 it didn't even mention that. Though it did mention that 70 were killed for attempting to peer inside the arch.
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