Dude it's called a condom
July 18, 2015 at 10:22 pm
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2015 at 12:12 am by BrokenQuill92.)
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Dude it's called a condom
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 RE: Dude it's called a condom
July 18, 2015 at 10:48 pm
(This post was last modified: July 18, 2015 at 10:50 pm by Regina.)
Omg I just laughed at the story, but I feel bad for it.
Her "mediocre guy" theory has legs even if it's not that realistic. Good looking guys can afford to treat a girl/guy like shit because they know they have more lined up. In my experience, it does hold up.
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Trolls have girls lined up as well, trust me on this.....females aren't that picky.
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I feel really bad for that kid. That he is so unwilling to take care of a kid he made that he would think to find a body double. You have to really want to hurt a person to do something like this.
RE: Dude it's called a condom
July 18, 2015 at 10:52 pm
(This post was last modified: July 18, 2015 at 10:52 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL<you may be, yall....aint.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I cannot, in good conscience, look at a thread titled "It's called a condom" without linking to this scene from Teen Witch. Go forward to 1:00 for the relevant portion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqvOPeHgDlM
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What a loser.
Man up and take care of your kid.
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