Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)

[SofaKingHigh]

You're as good at metaphors as you are at, well, pretty much everything else really.  They're fucking shit you retard.

Sof, don't you think you got too many expectations?
How a pub goer like you that is used to speak a pub swearing language and can not understand a normal conversation can pretend to understand a metaphor?
Didn't i say that a metaphor can be understood by a person with a normal brain?
You got to patient Sof and wait until you get out the pub and start using your brains.
Only then you will understand the meaning of a metaphor.  

Your metaphors are fucking shit, honestly Rik.  The only people who could understand them require 24 hour care.

You mock people for not understanding evolution, whilst amptly displaying the level of understanding you'd expect to find in a 3 year old and do the same with metaphors; I tell you yours are bad, then you turn it around and tell me it is me who doesn't understand them.....this is the kind of level of discourse you find in the primary school playground you imbecile.

I am English, this is my first language and I am very good at it.  It may be a simple matter of them getting lost in translation, although I doubt it.....believe me when i tell you Rik, your metaphors are fucking terrible.

Like, really bad.  Really, really bad.

You ever watch any of those awful audition shows like X-Factor or Italy's Got Talent?

You're like one of those dickheads who thinks he's good, when in fact they're have all the musical talent of a deaf and dumb hedgehog in a duffel bag.

Now, that's a metaphor.

[Little Rik]

I am sure you would be a good secretary as you always keep old references, records and statements but as far as to be a smart person you are a disaster.

My metaphor may not be good enough for you but is more than enough for a person with a normal brain
so if you don't get it too bad.
Sorry yog today i don't give private tuition to slow learner.
Try tomorrow provide i don't go down the beach again.  

So in other words, you're incapable of giving a straight answer.  I figured as much.  Nice talking to you, Rik.

I got bad news for you yog.  
I will have to take back what i said before that you are a good secretary.  
You don't remember when i said time and time again that when you reach the very top you
find total peace of mind and permanent happiness (nirvana).
You only remember things that suit your agenda and that is not good enough for a good secretary.
Sorry yog, no kudos today.  

[Little Rik]

Sof, don't you think you got too many expectations?
How a pub goer like you that is used to speak a pub swearing language and can not understand a normal conversation can pretend to understand a metaphor?
Didn't i say that a metaphor can be understood by a person with a normal brain?
You got to patient Sof and wait until you get out the pub and start using your brains.
Only then you will understand the meaning of a metaphor.  

Your metaphors are fucking shit, honestly Rik.  The only people who could understand them require 24 hour care.
You mock people for not understanding evolution, whilst amptly displaying the level of understanding you'd expect to find in a 3 year old and do the same with metaphors; I tell you yours are bad, then you turn it around and tell me it is me who doesn't understand them.....this is the kind of level of discourse you find in the primary school playground you imbecile.
I am English, this is my first language and I am very good at it.  It may be a simple matter of them getting lost in translation, although I doubt it.....believe me when i tell you Rik, your metaphors are fucking terrible.
Like, really bad.  Really, really bad.
You ever watch any of those awful audition shows like X-Factor or Italy's Got Talent?
You're like one of those dickheads who thinks he's good, when in fact they're have all the musical talent of a deaf and dumb hedgehog in a duffel bag.
Now, that's a metaphor.

If there is a God as i believe there is this God wouldn't care less whether you are English or a cave man.
Whether you speak a perfect English or you can not.
It is what is within in the heart that make the difference.  

[SofaKingHigh]

Your metaphors are fucking shit, honestly Rik.  The only people who could understand them require 24 hour care.
You mock people for not understanding evolution, whilst amptly displaying the level of understanding you'd expect to find in a 3 year old and do the same with metaphors; I tell you yours are bad, then you turn it around and tell me it is me who doesn't understand them.....this is the kind of level of discourse you find in the primary school playground you imbecile.
I am English, this is my first language and I am very good at it.  It may be a simple matter of them getting lost in translation, although I doubt it.....believe me when i tell you Rik, your metaphors are fucking terrible.
Like, really bad.  Really, really bad.
You ever watch any of those awful audition shows like X-Factor or Italy's Got Talent?
You're like one of those dickheads who thinks he's good, when in fact they're have all the musical talent of a deaf and dumb hedgehog in a duffel bag.
Now, that's a metaphor.

If there is a God as i believe there is this God wouldn't care less whether you are English or a cave man.
Whether you speak a perfect English or you can not.
It is what is within in the heart that make the difference.  

What if I was an English caveman?

[Iroscato]

260 pages of this conveyer belt of rotten elephant semen.

[SofaKingHigh]

260 pages of this conveyer belt of rotten elephant semen.

Ah, but a lot like rotten elephant semen, you know you should be keeping away from this thread, but as it's there, you just can't help having a quick taste............

[Little Rik]

If there is a God as i believe there is this God wouldn't care less whether you are English or a cave man.
Whether you speak a perfect English or you can not.
It is what is within in the heart that make the difference.  

What if I was an English caveman?

That would make a lot lot of difference Sof.
Caveman are simple people and simple people have better chances to reach the top of human emancipation than pub people that smell of stale booze and ashtray and have a distorted mouth
due to the continuous use of the F word.  

[ApeNotKillApe]

That's rich coming from the nation of Britain's disgarded criminal element.

[SofaKingHigh]

What if I was an English caveman?

That would make a lot lot of difference Sof.
Caveman are simple people and simple people have better chances to reach the top of human emancipation than pub people that smell of stale booze and ashtray and have a distorted mouth
due to the continuous use of the F word.  

It's "fuck," you're not 3.....although that would explain a lot.

[robvalue]

You know we have helicopters and shit now, right?

You know that these people do not want to be saved?  

I...

What?