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CHRIST THE LORD
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#61
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 7:53 am
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Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 7:56 am
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#63
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 8:00 am
I guess you could say...

This thread got derailed.

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 8:06 am
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#65
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 10:42 am
(July 30, 2015 at 4:11 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: alot of this contemporary internet pop culture and memes and of course social media are playing their roles in apostasy but me I don't stop talking just because some self righteous individuals want to contend with the truth I rebuke their efforts

Well, stick to rebuking, because I'm pretty sure you couldn't refute your way out of a paper bag.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#66
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 10:50 am
(July 30, 2015 at 4:13 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: oh I AM for real yes you pundits grow fat and weary with incompetence but me I grow strong in the spirit of GOD

How much you bench?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#67
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 10:55 am
(July 30, 2015 at 4:16 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: I see this world rapidly coming to an end, the DAY OF THE LORD WILL COME, I ask you to get saved and believe on JESUS CHRIST


No. Fuck off.
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#68
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 11:00 am
(July 30, 2015 at 10:55 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 4:16 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: I see this world rapidly coming to an end, the DAY OF THE LORD WILL COME, I ask you to get saved and believe on JESUS CHRIST


No.  Fuck off.

You sound a bit ungrateful there...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#69
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 11:02 am
(July 30, 2015 at 11:00 am)Alex K Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 10:55 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No.  Fuck off.

You sound a bit ungrateful there...

You're right, that was a tad rude of me. Allow me to rephrase.

"Hell, no. Please kindly go fuck a cactus."
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#70
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 11:03 am (This post was last modified: July 30, 2015 at 11:03 am by Alex K.)
Could you work a "thank you" or something into it, and refrain from veggie rape threats? You really have to work on your oppressive language, or the Partriarchy will win.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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