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The Taboo of Number Two
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm
Do y'all wipe standing up or sitting down?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Stading up bears the risk of some serious soiling issues.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:36 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Do y'all wipe standing up or sitting down?
Sitting down or squatting, easier access. Anyone ever tried a bidet? I can't imagine so much shit on my ass that I'd need a power wash!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:38 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Do y'all wipe standing up or sitting down?

Sitting down.  Easier access
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:40 pm
I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a Battleshits question/joke without pissing C_L off, but can't come up with anything.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:45 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 5:40 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a Battleshits question/joke without pissing C_L off, but can't come up with anything.
Forgot about that one and had to look it up. Just let us know what you're thinking. I'm sure CL will take it in stride.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:47 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 1:51 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: i love poop


Way too much information.  

It isn't so much that I mind knowing your mission when you head for the bathroom.  It is just that I hate to think of girls fouling my image of their immaculate bums with such .. mundane matters.  What gawd has made alluring as a scabbard for my sword, let no man (or woman) befoul with such imagery.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2015 at 5:48 pm by Whateverist.)
As a woman from Brazil, home to Ms Bomba, I would have hoped you'd be more sympathetic.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:51 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 1:56 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 6, 2015 at 1:55 am)Alex K Wrote: We've had the discussion before with friends. Why not go further and make the results of the endeavour a subject of conversation as well - consistency, ease of expulsion, amount. It sure is more important to one's well being than other trivialities that are talked about constantly...

agreed. id be down.

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(assuming that indicates the sound of me vomiting violently)
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 5:53 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Do y'all wipe standing up or sitting down?

Sitting down of course.  Lets not even go there.  As a hirsute gentleman you have no idea what a chore this is.  I want one of those Japanese models which clean with water.
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