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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 3:52 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 2:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:
Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop?
Are there bidets with pulsating stream options?
Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)?
Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)?
What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter?
OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?
First... ever since I saw a test they did on Myth Busters where they put coutning clickers on the stall doors. Their conclusion was that people think the first stall is the nastiest cause is the closest so they skip it and go to the others... in their findings, the first stall had the least amount of clicks and was the cleanest when tested in a lab from swabs.... I now ALWAYS go for the first one if available...
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 4:17 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 3:52 pm)QuarkDriven Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 2:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:
Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop?
Are there bidets with pulsating stream options?
Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)?
Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)?
What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter?
OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?
First... ever since I saw a test they did on Myth Busters where they put coutning clickers on the stall doors. Their conclusion was that people think the first stall is the nastiest cause is the closest so they skip it and go to the others... in their findings, the first stall had the least amount of clicks and was the cleanest when tested in a lab from swabs.... I now ALWAYS go for the first one if available...
Hmmm, that is interesting and sort of makes sense.
Speaking of what stall to choose, anyone ever play the men's urinal etiquette game. It's great and soooo true.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 4:23 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 4:17 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 3:52 pm)QuarkDriven Wrote: First... ever since I saw a test they did on Myth Busters where they put coutning clickers on the stall doors. Their conclusion was that people think the first stall is the nastiest cause is the closest so they skip it and go to the others... in their findings, the first stall had the least amount of clicks and was the cleanest when tested in a lab from swabs.... I now ALWAYS go for the first one if available...
Hmmm, that is interesting and sort of makes sense.
Speaking of what stall to choose, anyone ever play the men's urinal etiquette game. It's great and soooo true.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal
lol I got quite a few wrong...
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 4:31 pm
Quark, I saw that one also. I might not pick #1 depending on the traffic pattern and amount of gas and/or liquid anticipated.
Also (mostly for the guys), does it creep you out when you've not seen anyone leave, no one is in any of the stalls, but when you sit the seat is still warm?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 4:39 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 4:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quark, I saw that one also. I might not pick #1 depending on the traffic pattern and amount of gas and/or liquid anticipated.
Also (mostly for the guys), does it creep you out when you've not seen anyone leave, no one is in any of the stalls, but when you sit the seat is still warm?
Ugh... I take it you're one of those people who doesn't cover the public toilet's seat with TP before you put your bare butt on it.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 4:49 pm
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(August 7, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 7, 2015 at 2:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:
Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop? Yes. think of it as a mini sprinkler. You can adjust pressure and temperature.
Are there bidets with pulsating stream options? Lol, not that I've personally seen.
Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)? Only by default. The more pressure you have on it, the wider it gets.
Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)? Not on any bidet I've personally seen.
What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter? You're sitting on the bidet, so your butt is covering it up. The splash goes on your butt but does not escape out onto the floor. At least not if you do it right I guess.
OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose? Handycapped stall because it's bigger, further away, and tends to be cleaner because less people use it. If there is no handycapped stall, I just take whichever stall is furthest away from the sinks/etc and cleanest looking. What about you? Thanks, that answers most questions.
As to splatter and butt seal, I guess this a legs together/sitting option only (must have a tight seal or some splatter in unavoidable). What if you have a narrow butt? What if you have a splatter poop and the cling ons are outside the perimeter of the seat lip?
Stall Choice: If all are empty I select the cleanest, usually #1. If some are occupied I'll pick #1 if available. If anticipating a particularly rude secession (gas/liquid/high velocity projectile) I'll pick what I believe is the least offensive.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 5:26 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 4:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Thanks, that answers most questions.
As to splatter and butt seal, I guess this a legs together/sitting option only (must have a tight seal or some splatter in unavoidable). What if you have a narrow butt? What if you have a splatter poop and the cling ons are outside the perimeter of the seat lip?
Haha, well you don't necessarily have to keep a "tight seal." You just have to position your butt over the stream so that it doesn't spray out of the bidet. You can have your legs open or closed, depending on what you're cleaning. This video may help:
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 7:12 pm
OK, how many of you do work or talk on the phone while pooping? If on the phone do you let the person on the other end hear the flush?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 7:15 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 7:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK, how many of you do work or talk on the phone while pooping? If on the phone do you let the person on the other end hear the flush?
I usually get vitally important and urgent phone calls while on the crapeur.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 7, 2015 at 7:18 pm
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