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The Taboo of Number Two
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Did you say Woop wooop woooop as you left the operating room?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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(August 8, 2015 at 1:46 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah, Tibs is a Brit living in the US. And the forums are (were?) hosted in France.

But the majority of users are from good 'ol 'Murrica. Where we poo bigger and better'n all yous furreners!


Suffice to say our poo are exceptional.
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Wellll, I just got out from losing a few pounds this morning! Off to eat a crepe and watch a budget film. Yes, indeedy.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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I try to keep up the impression I'm above shitting. Unless I'm so desperate I will not go in a public toilet (more for hygeine than for pride) and I'll never go if I think anyone can hear me, especially if it's someone I know.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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One thing I have noticed in the south vs the north and the European shitters that I have encountered, is that the northerners and those across the pond tend to use the round bowl, whereas it is ubiquitous in the 'Murrican south to use the elongated bowl.

[Image: toilet_seat_selector.jpg]

For men especially, the elongated bowl is a necessary beast. Possibly the worst feeling in the entire world is sitting on a throne and having your dick touch the porcelain inside the rim and underneath the toilet seat. The worst feeling ever. If it happens in a public restroom I will wash my wiener in the sink.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(August 8, 2015 at 2:31 pm)c172 Wrote: Wellll, I just got out from losing a few pounds this morning! Off to eat a crepe and watch a budget film. Yes, indeedy.

Congratulations on birthing a turd.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(August 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I try to keep up the impression I'm above shitting. Unless I'm so desperate I will not go in a public toilet (more for hygeine than for pride) and I'll never go if I think anyone can hear me, especially if it's someone I know.

Well then you are part of the problem. Sleepy

Every single person poops every single day. There is zero reason to be ashamed of doing the one thing that all of us in the entire world have in common.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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(August 8, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I try to keep up the impression I'm above shitting. Unless I'm so desperate I will not go in a public toilet (more for hygeine than for pride) and I'll never go if I think anyone can hear me, especially if it's someone I know.

Well then you are part of the problem. Sleepy

Every single person poops every single day. There is zero reason to be ashamed of doing the one thing that all of us in the entire world have in common.
I know but that doesn't mean I want to think about it haha
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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(August 8, 2015 at 12:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: Cath, when you post these types of thread topics, everyone's involved because we all can relate to poo and bum cracks! Who needs to discuss religion when this shit is heaps more fun!

Maybe we have learned the secret to peace on earth. Our leaders should stop discussing serious things and just talk about their bowel movements.


I'm imagining Angela Merkel and Obama discussing the color and texture of their poop with the prime minister of Iran.
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(August 8, 2015 at 3:28 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote:
(August 8, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Well then you are part of the problem. Sleepy

Every single person poops every single day. There is zero reason to be ashamed of doing the one thing that all of us in the entire world have in common.
I know but that doesn't mean I want to think about it haha

Embrace it, Yeaux. You poop. Say it! Brown things come out of your butt everyday.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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