Pooping in the open is one of my most treasured childhood memories. ^.^
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The Taboo of Number Two
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 (August 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(August 13, 2015 at 9:18 pm)ignoramus Wrote: CL, why tp? I always feel a little more one with nature when I crap in the woods. For me, that means digging a shallow hole, clearing any tinder around it, doing the deed, wiping with good ole' TP, burning as much of that as will catch and then burying all the evidence. My step son has led a lot of wilderness trips for youth, a few times along the Lost Coast in Northern California. He says the preferred method there is to crap in the ocean in shallow water and use smooth rocks to 'wipe' with. Never tried it myself though. 
I haven't pooped outdoors in several years. However, living in a rural waste land, and being an avid fan of the various Snapple diet tea flavors, one might assume I pee outdoors several times a day.
Neighbor lady was visiting recently, and while we were touring the 'back 40' (literally) she grabbed a paper towel and headed off to a nearby thicket with a curt admonition not to follow. I thought to myself, don't flatter yourself, ma'am. Clearly, she's not aware of my appreciation for her hubby . . .  The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (August 13, 2015 at 11:20 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote:(August 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: LOL, awww, no! *holds back tears*
Yeah i pee in the open too,not a huge deal though.
Now pooping,that is the real shit! 
Do not use leaves to wipe. Unless you are a professional.
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Neighbors have a dog that is really into eating cat poop.
I'm assuming the kitty digestive process isn't all that efficient compared to the canine variety, and therefore it is nutritious to a degree, but that dog might be psycho too. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Here's an official list of the different types of poop with their description so that we know the correct tittle for whatever type of poop we are referring to.
Types of poop -GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there's no poop in the toilet. -CLEAN POOP: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. -WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. -SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more. -POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOP: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. -LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. -GASSY POOP: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. -DRINKER'S POOP: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. -CORN POOP: Self explanatory. -GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. -SPINAL TAP POOP: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. -WET CHEEKS POOP (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. -THE DANGLING POOP: This poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. -THE SURPRISE POOP: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!
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Have you heard of a shart? SHit + fART = SHART You're expecting only a fart but get a little bonus nugget.
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