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Hell's Grannies!
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Hell's Grannies!
Woman in her 80s 'grabs attacker's testicles'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-glo...e-33833663

A woman in her 80s fought off an attacker by "squeezing his testicles", police have said.
The woman was walking her dog in Stoke Orchard near Cheltenham when a man appeared shouting "get off my land" and hit her in the mouth.
She "immediately grabbed the man by his testicles" and he fell to the ground, Gloucestershire Police said.
A spokesman added: "This was an unusual method of self-defence and the attacker got more than he bargained for."

So...... never mess with a British Grannie!  Big Grin
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RE: Hell's Grannies!
This is great. I'm guessing by the article they never caught the young lad. Shame. I'd like to see a quote from him. HAH!

When I saw the thread title I immediately thought of Python (about 50 seconds in).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygy7UDADXDg
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RE: Hell's Grannies!
She surely had the situation in hand
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Hell's Grannies!
umm, which side should I be sympathizing with here again?
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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