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Rapture September 2015
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 (September 14, 2015 at 12:40 am)Beccs Wrote:That's because America is the greatest blessed land on earth as it is in heaven!(September 14, 2015 at 12:33 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, especially from the perspective of the extraordinarily exceptional.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Prof, why are you ignoring my prophecy? Isn't that a little foolish, seeing that my last one was so successful?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 14, 2015 at 8:53 am)Stimbo Wrote: Prof, why are you ignoring my prophecy? Isn't that a little foolish, seeing that my last one was so successful? Hey Stimbo what if the end of the world doesn't happen because god doesn't even care one bit for his followers anymore. I mean it would make perfect sense god of the bible isn't really a good being.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
Code: <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"></iframe> (September 13, 2015 at 5:37 pm)professor Wrote: Armageddon ( the valley of Har Megiddo in Israel) is where the nations will be brought to gather to battle against the returning Jesus at His Second Coming AFTER, AFTER, AFTER, the coming time of testing (the Tribulation period). So, faced with overwhelming forces, the Antichrist is stupid enough to array all of his forces in one place to be wiped out rather than go with a strategy of decentralized insurgency. Good to know.  (September 14, 2015 at 11:59 am)Crossless1 Wrote:(September 13, 2015 at 5:37 pm)professor Wrote: Armageddon ( the valley of Har Megiddo in Israel) is where the nations will be brought to gather to battle against the returning Jesus at His Second Coming AFTER, AFTER, AFTER, the coming time of testing (the Tribulation period). The Antichrist never played Risk. Everyone knows that.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
(September 14, 2015 at 12:01 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:(September 14, 2015 at 11:59 am)Crossless1 Wrote: So, faced with overwhelming forces, the Antichrist is stupid enough to array all of his forces in one place to be wiped out rather than go with a strategy of decentralized insurgency. Yep. I'm guessing Professor has never played Risk either. 
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Ah prof, I hope you are here, the next year, to deliver your prophecy.Like I wanted to see.
He will be. And it'll be the same tune.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione  (September 14, 2015 at 8:52 am)Nestor Wrote:(September 14, 2015 at 12:40 am)Beccs Wrote: Let's not forget that the idea of the "rapture" is almost exclusively an American concept.That's because America is the greatest blessed land on earth as it is in heaven! Sing it with me! [For those who don't know the words.] My country tis of thee, Sweet land o' hypocrisy, Of thee I sing. Land where my fathers vied With injun's who had to die! With every vote money can buy, Let the wealthy rule! My stolen country, thee, Land mostly indigenous free, Thy greed I love. I love thy coin and bills, Thy goods and all the frills; My vault with treasure fills Let buyers beware. Let slave labor go unpaid, No reparations to those now free Sweet might does no wrong. Let workers go unpaid; Let only CEO's partake; Let no court ruling break, Our founder's wrongs. Our founder's God to, Thee, Author of hypocrisy, To Thee we sing. Long may our souls be bought By corporations' blight; Fuck us with all their might, Money is our King! |
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