This is gold: Hamza Tzortzis found on Ashley Madison leaked list

[Napoléon]

Yeah, you know that super doucher Islamic prick who thinks he knows it all?

Egg meet face. 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ashley-madison...ml#e9OwI3Z

Islamic preacher Hamza Andreas Tzortzis has been allegedly "named" on the leaked list of members of the adult website Ashley Madison. However, the well-known preacher has denied that the account belonged to him.

Tzortzis has also denied signing up for an account on Ashely Madison, the infidelity dating website -- which was recently attacked by hackers who leaked the names of hundreds of thousands of its members -- and said that it was a conspiracy by hackers to defame him.

A conspiracy is it? A conspiracy that involves the conspirators knowing your bank card details? That's a good one.

These are the comments from his facebook post: https://imgur.com/a/gDub8#KWQdv4M

He's claiming the entire hack was a conspiracy to defame him, saying he didn't check his emails or bank account for nearly a year and didn't know his card was being "used". Yeah right. Fucking LOL.

[Mr.wizard]

I am loving this Ashley Madison leak.

[T.J.]

Yes, yes, and 9/11 was an inside job, Obama's a Muslim, the Illuminati is real and killed JFK.

[The Valkyrie]

Laughable, isn't it?

It's all a conspiracy. No responsibility on your part - just like all the others whose details have been leaked.

[Jackalope]

I found it somewhat telling that when confronted with how ludicrous his claim of conspiracy was, he chose to quibble over trivialities rather than the meat of the accusation.

I don't buy his bullshit for a second.

[Longhorn]

Haha oh boy, this is too good

'this website doesn't verify emails'
'it was 15 pounds not hundreds of dollars'

Yeah buddy..... You don't know nothing about any Ashley Madison.....

It's cute how he thinks he's important enough to be a target of such an elaborate fraud. Seriously, Hammy. Nobody's buying this shit.

[Napoléon]

Why is it, that it's usually those who are most vocal about morality, and questionable practices, that are often the ones doing these immoral things themselves? Is it some kind of cover-mechanism? If I shout loud enough about how adultery is bad, I can somehow avoid people finding out that I have committed it myself? And if they do find out I can say "I've been preaching about this for ages, how could it really be me?! Conspiracy!!".

[Longhorn]

The lady doth protest too much. It's like they're trying to convince themselves....

[Cyberman]

Richard Pryor, iirc, did a bit in his stand-up act in which he describes a woman catching her husband shagging her best friend. He denies it even though she walks in on them in the act, saying, "Who are you gonna believe - me, or your lying eyes?"

Tzortzis could star in a remake of that.

[ReptilianPeon]

Hamza Tzortis should stoned to death for adultery! What a hypocrite. Now Hamza has gone into hiding. I bet there will be thousands more apostates off of the back of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSu5-XhovO4