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First Jesus on bread and now this...
Minimalist Offline Donators
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#11
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm
Quote:"This sort of message has been seen before on fish, aubergines and watermelons."
Fucking morons.
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#12
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 6:06 pm
Dog anus too.
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 9:57 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2015 at 9:58 pm by Cecelia.)
Whenever I toast bread, I see the Atheist god on there. (Absolutely nothing)

Same for eggs. Though sometimes i see a smiley face after my husband cooks them.
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 11:10 pm
Egg farts ?
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 11:11 pm
And now it's a fart thread . . .
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#16
RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 2, 2015 at 11:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2015 at 11:34 pm by JuliaL.)
(September 2, 2015 at 4:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Link doesn't work.

But it reminds me of....


Is this a good place to say that I received my conviction of strong atheism by divine revelation?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#17
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September 2, 2015 at 11:49 pm
Worked for most of the current Mormon hierarchy
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 3, 2015 at 2:39 am
Wow looks like they're censoring atheists on the comnesnts section there
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 3, 2015 at 5:51 am (This post was last modified: September 3, 2015 at 5:52 am by robvalue.)
What kind of weird place is Allah trapped in that this is the only way he can still communicate?

I'm not particularly scared of his wrath. What's he going to do, cuss me out with alphabetti spaghetti?
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RE: First Jesus on bread and now this...
September 3, 2015 at 6:04 am
What can I say Rob?
God works in mysterious ways?
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Know God, Know fear.
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