The one about gay sex t(-.-)t
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Religious Rules that bother you the most
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Regarding the Jesus biscuit, if I may digress; I've heard from a celiac suffering friend of mine that gluten free communion wafers are prohibited, although apparently a 'low' gluten version is available.
Since the darn things transubstantiate anyhow, and gluten is NOT a constituent of human flesh or blood, why dafuq we need a gluten biscuit in the first place? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Commandments not to honor any other gods. Dude, if your followers are worshiping other gods, it's a clear sign that you aren't doing enough. Especially if those gods aren't even real. If they're getting about the same, or better, results from a statue than they're getting from you, you are doing something wrong.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
ScepticOrganism
Newbie  Religious Views: "not enough evidence, god, not enough evidence"Bertrand Russ
As an ex Muslim, these are the main ones:
-Having to use your left foot when walking into unsanitary locations (toilet ...) I still do this from time to time, even though I've been an atheist for almost two years. -No pork. Seriously, I wonder what it tastes like... -Thanking god whenever something bad happens, as if it was a test. Seriously how can people be so gullible? Why would god test you, if he already knows everything that ever happened/will happen?
"organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority" -- Richard Dawkins
 (September 10, 2015 at 12:09 am)Cecelia Wrote: ... You are wrong about that one. Cotton/poly blend shirts are an abomination and should never be made. It is good to insist on pure cotton. All decent people do. Only wicked sinners buy cotton/poly blend shirts. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Entire Islam
Wake me up when It's all over ... When I'm wiser and I am older
 (September 10, 2015 at 11:36 am)ScepticOrganism Wrote: As an ex Muslim, these are the main ones:It's a ethnocentric Middle Eastern Arabian religious fairy tale. It's not supposed to make any sense to non-Arabs. (September 10, 2015 at 6:57 am)robvalue Wrote: If Jesus turned up when they were about to do the wafers, would he insert parts of his body into everyone's mouth in turn?You know what happens in zombie movies, don't you? One of the zombies always gets stuck having to eat the asshole. 
Rules against movies, music, dancing etcetra. I'm not the world's most entertainment oriented person, but seriously what's wrong with a little cutting loose and having fun?
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