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How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
#21
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 14, 2015 at 12:43 pm)robvalue Wrote: Emotions are not a good tool for learning the truth.

It makes me really angry when people do that. So I can tell it's a bad idea.

I feel you are right.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#22
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 14, 2015 at 11:55 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I know this is a joke, and I like you mh, but I'd be curious to see what the reaction around here would be if a theist said these same things about atheists.  Tongue
Yep, just a joke. No offense intended.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
Thou shalt not be stupid.
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#24
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 14, 2015 at 10:50 am)robvalue Wrote: Religion is not a suitable subject for children to learn about until age 7.

One simple rule to kill religion in one generation.

I like this one, but would alter it slightly to:

"Religious Instruction is forbidden before one reaches adulthood and has a high school diploma or equivalent"
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#25
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
I agree with Jenny's stance; however, if I were compelled to give it a go it would read something like this:

Fuck god.
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#26
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 14, 2015 at 1:28 pm)tjakey Wrote: Thou shalt not be stupid.

ROFLOL
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#27
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 13, 2015 at 8:32 pm)strawberryBacteria Wrote: Say you're a statesman of the highest order in a country, where you can basically write any kind of law without needing them to pass any kind of legislation whatsoever. Ignoring how foreign countries might view the matter, what kind of law or rule would you make against theism or religions? I'll go at it first  Big Grin

"Distribution of any theistic ideas without prior implication and explicit acknowledgement of their falsehood is illegal and punishable by law."

Theists don't care about the laws of men but they're more afraid of being sinners, so: "Worshipping any deities is a mortal sin". That should do.
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#28
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
One one line?

No ecclesiastical belief will be professed as publicly true or supported through monetary or given deference by any organ of the state or agent there of.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#29
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 14, 2015 at 11:55 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I know this is a joke, and I like you mh, but I'd be curious to see what the reaction around here would be if a theist said these same things about atheists.  Tongue

I wonder what the reaction would be on a Christian forum if someone said "kill all atheists", but instead of it being a tongue in cheek remark it was a deadly serious one...

Something tells me nobody would bat an eye.
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#30
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
If a being is not an elected member of the government they don't have the right to decide this nation's laws.

Addendum; only citizens can run for office.
Addendum; only Humans can qualify as citizens.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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