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Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 7:12 pm
Heh

Rapture

Let 'em go.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 7:18 pm
So do we have until September 23 or so to call Rapture 2015, a Rupture?

I think I seriously need to start up my atheist watch your pets post-rapture business. On a monthly fee basis.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 7:22 pm
Been done.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 7:27 pm
(September 15, 2015 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Been done.

Seen that one before.  Hilarious.  Big Grin
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 7:32 pm
(September 15, 2015 at 7:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Been done.

Very nice.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 16, 2015 at 2:48 am
So...

Nothing happened. What a shocker.

Are people going to calm down now?
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 16, 2015 at 2:50 am
(September 15, 2015 at 5:53 pm)dyresand Wrote: Still nothing has happened why do people believe such horse shit.. Also the rapture got extended to the 23rd. So yeah i guess that about it. 
Stay tuned for 9/16/2015 update

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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 16, 2015 at 3:21 am
Where do they even get these random dates from?

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Forget I asked.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 16, 2015 at 3:30 am
(September 16, 2015 at 3:21 am)robvalue Wrote: Where do they even get these random dates from?

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Forget I asked.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 16, 2015 at 5:24 am
I think my postman has been raptured, I've not had any post for nearly a week.
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