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There's no way I'm the only one who....
#21
RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
(September 17, 2015 at 10:58 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There's no way I'm the only one who....

wants to date a hunky phlebotomist and see how much of each others blood we could exchange.


I'd have to be in love first, however. And then, consider that his hemoglobin would be transporting oxygen in my cardiovascular system to the glucose in my brain for it to be metabolized so that I can experience that emotion.

Now THAT'S intimacy.


Damn, I'm arousing myself, why is this the only message board that happens on ?

Because we're all naughty naughty kitties
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#22
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thinks Dr. Sanjay Gupta is kind of sexy.
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#23
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(September 17, 2015 at 11:06 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(September 17, 2015 at 10:58 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There's no way I'm the only one who....

wants to date a hunky phlebotomist and see how much of each others blood we could exchange.


I'd have to be in love first, however.  And then, consider that his hemoglobin would be transporting oxygen in my cardiovascular system to the glucose in my brain for it to be metabolized so that I can experience that emotion.

Now THAT'S intimacy.


Damn, I'm arousing myself, why is this the only message board that happens on ?

Because we're all naughty naughty kitties


I have a somewhat unusual blood type too, since we would be doing a swap, we'd both have to be the same. (I could take O, or my own type, but if boyfriend wasn't the same as me, he couldn't take mine) This is likely to remain an unrealized fantasy.  Sigh.
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(September 17, 2015 at 8:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I was just cooking and thinking about starting a "Do you have Quirks" thread. Way to go Thena. Now, get out of my head please.

I save the water left over from boiling asparagus and drink it the next day. (some in the fridge cooling now)
All the folding money in my wallet has to be in numerical order.
The TV's with number volume indicators always have to be turned to an odd number.
When I used to have zits the contents were saved on the mirror to dry.
Can only use a Pilot G2 black pen to sign documents or write checks (yes, old farts still use checks).
The window blind chords can never be tangled.
I always wear my underwear inside out.
Other than a hand shake, I don't like being touched by strangers. Getting a haircut is very irritating, especially when I get a chatty stylist.

Sounds like you may have ocd. I once lived with girl that was similar in many respects. She used to knock the left side of a doorway whenever she used one.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#25
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I have a number of odd tendencies. I think my oddest is checking my deordant with my fingers immediately after I apply. The reason is that if its a new deordant I want to check the consistency so I can know if its gonna make me go beserk itching, and I sometimes if your just getting out of the shower it doesn't apply properly if your armpits are still a bit wet. Clearly I wash my hands afterwards.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#26
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Except under duress, I never answer the phone at home.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: There's no way I'm the only one who....
(September 17, 2015 at 11:30 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Sounds like you may have ocd. I once lived with  girl that was similar in many respects. She used to knock the left side of a doorway whenever she used one.

I may have some of the "O" part but feel none of the "C" part. To turn a phrase, "my mother had me tested". It's more of an overboard anal retentive thing. The wife has ocd, not to the point of needing medication but it does get distracting sometimes, often to the point of defying logic.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(September 17, 2015 at 10:01 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 17, 2015 at 8:44 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I always wear my underwear inside out.
Hey. What's this all about?
I don't like the sewing seams against my skin. Especially when I sweat. It's not the superstition thing. Or is it but I don't know it? But then, if I always wear them inside out then the superstition thing would be to wear them right side out, right? But then, ................
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#29
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(September 17, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: If at all possible I will sit two seats down from a stranger in a public place. The rule for me is don't be in someone's "elbow room".

I do that at the urinals.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#30
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I've heard of that rule too. Funny thing, some guys at school loved to talk about vag all day, but you bring up the p word, and they spazz out about it.Maybe that's why people accused me of being gay. I had nothing to say about on thing, and I kind of wanted to see how I compared to other guys.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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