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What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
#21
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
Masterminding conspiratorial mischief is fun. Heists, takeovers, take-downs, general revenge. Exhilarating stuff. When involving more than one person, so much can go wrong.That's why it's so exciting....the stakes involved. I'm actually getting excited (non-sexually) just thinking about it.
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#22
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
Arranging fake border crossings so I have an excuse to invade Poland.

Ah, those were the days...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#23
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
I look over people's shoulders, trying to read their newspapers.

I like to go to comedy clubs and weep piteously during the best acts.

Modes of public transportation are the best places to clip one's toenails.

I wait to pay library late fees until I can do it on the cheap and wipe out my debt with a few cans of green beans or corn come the library's holiday food drive.

My wine glass always gets just a little more wine than others'.

Yeah, I ate the last cookie. What?
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#24
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
I distort space and slow time.

But not so you'd notice.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#25
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
I walk up behind my short friends, and stand right behind them, so that I'm peering directly over their head, and look at another friend, and say, worried, "hey, where's (short person I'm standing right behind)?"
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#26
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#27
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 21, 2015 at 4:31 pm)KUSA Wrote: I like to use other people's tooth brush without them knowing.
To clean your toenails I trust?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#28
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 22, 2015 at 1:55 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:31 pm)KUSA Wrote: I like to use other people's tooth brush without them knowing.
To clean your toenails I trust?

To comb the pubic hairs.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#29
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 22, 2015 at 1:56 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(September 22, 2015 at 1:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: To clean your toenails I trust?

To comb the pubic hairs.
Of his constantly horny dog.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#30
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 22, 2015 at 1:56 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(September 22, 2015 at 1:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: To clean your toenails I trust?

To comb the pubic hairs.


That's nasty.  (Well done.)
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