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What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
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 (September 30, 2015 at 12:20 am)AFTT47 Wrote: I'll fart in public occasionally. HOW DARE YOU!  Burn in hell asshole.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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September 30, 2015 at 2:02 am
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 2:03 am by MTL.)
I had occasion to be out with this really uptight lady my family knows.
She attends the church we used to go to. See, I promised to help one person, but then they couldn't make it, and she offered to go in their place. When I heard that it was her that I had to now help, I was like Homer Simpson: "D'oh!" but I was already committed to doing this, to help the first person, who wasn't to blame. So even though I can't stand her, I went along with it. she's insufferable...everything we can't stand in a Theist. A judgement every five minutes. A snide remark. A well-intentioned warning. Holier-than-thou BS. Presumptuous questions that she seems to think I owe her an answer to. Bragging about her own daughter's virginal saintliness. etc etc etc. Finally, I had enough. I had been saying "uh huh" "yeah" " I don't know" just fending off her perpetual attacks, waiting for this unpleasantness to be over. Whilst she and I were outside, in front of her friend's condo, on a busy street, and she nattered away about church activities and how much better her family is, than mine, for participating in them, I suddenly remembered that it is absolutely legal in Ontario for women to go topless, out in public. No one ever does it, except maybe during a heat wave, only on the very the occasional beach, here or there, ....but fuck it man, it's legal. Without another word, I stripped off my top and bra, and just stood there in the chilly air, nipples at attention, waiting for her church friends to come outside. That took care of that. So technically, I wasn't even really breaking the rules, ironically....I was exercising my legal rights. HA  (September 30, 2015 at 2:02 am)MTL Wrote: I already said so when I repped you, a while back, but I think it warrants repeating, here: MTL, you are all the reasons I love Canadians! 
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 30, 2015 at 9:24 am
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 9:25 am by MTL.)
Not something I did but something that was done to me.
When I was 16 my old pen-pal tricked me into reading the entire Bible -cover-to-cover- by telling me that it had 'great sex scenes' in it. Being a horny and gullible teenager I fell for it. I downloaded a PDF of the new and old testaments and spent almost two months looking through it. While there is some sexual imagery I found nothing that would qualify as 'great sex scenes'. Apparently he got the idea from someone on IRC, whoever that was owes me two months of my life!
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
 (September 29, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Beccs Wrote: When I was in med school, my flatmate at the time, the photographer who took my pictures and who was, at the time, a professional model, used to go out to a local pub in Melbourne on a Friday and Saturday night and we'd dress in fairly skimpy gear. Error: pics not uploading.  RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
September 30, 2015 at 4:01 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 4:03 pm by TubbyTubby.)
When the wife is hugging me in bed, I get a good deal of enjoyment from farting violently on her legs. The pleasure is short lived, I either have to vacate the bed at close to the speed of light or suffer painfully.
I warn her not to go too close to that part of my body, it's a dangerous place to be. She claims that I also sleep-fart so loud sometimes that it wakes her up. She has no proof of that but I'd be pretty pleased with myself if it turned out to be true. |
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