You know, I actually have a sword lying around the house. I wonder if I can get my wife to slip it into my hand on my deathbed. I wouldn't want to run the risk of pissing off Odin. Unlike jesus, Odin is no pussy.
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Best carry it at all times.
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Probably cause a fuss at the grocery store. This is Arizona. They're used to guns but swords?
 (September 23, 2015 at 3:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: It's raining here, how can I waft upwards through that and not get soaked ?? It's holy water. Stop looking a gift horse.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
It's rain leftover from a tropical depression.
It wouldn't feel right . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
RE: Rapture report
September 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm
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What, not burn enough? OK, holy ACID rain.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 (September 24, 2015 at 2:45 am)Minimalist Wrote: You know, I actually have a sword lying around the house. I wonder if I can get my wife to slip it into my hand on my deathbed. I wouldn't want to run the risk of pissing off Odin. Unlike jesus, Odin is no pussy. Make sure at least she puts a coin in your mouth, 'cause I hear crossing that river Styx is a bitch and Charon doesn't give free rides. Not sure what obolus to dollar conversion rate is though...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 (September 24, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 2:45 am)Minimalist Wrote: You know, I actually have a sword lying around the house. I wonder if I can get my wife to slip it into my hand on my deathbed. I wouldn't want to run the risk of pissing off Odin. Unlike jesus, Odin is no pussy. That's a good point. Better put one of these in the mouth, just to be sure: ![[Image: 1_trillion_coin1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.coinweek.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2F1_trillion_coin1.jpg)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.  |
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