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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 5, 2015 at 4:49 pm (This post was last modified: October 5, 2015 at 4:50 pm by JesusHChrist.)
I have to bite my tongue on their FB page as I don't want to get kicked out before the 8th. I want to see what they say when it becomes apparent their batshit fairy tale has failed to happen once more.

Last time, in May of 2011, it was an "invisible" judgment that occurred. Yup. Invisible! This time, I don't think they can dance their way out of it quite so easily.

Two more days! Yippee!
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 1:06 am
I'm going out on the 7th. Anyone know if the Rapture will happen before or after I'm supposed to eat at Chili's? It'll influence my dessert choice.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 1:31 am
Speaking of the end times, has anyone seen prof. in a while, or is he hiding his head in shame?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 8:59 am
How's everyone spending their last day before the Apocalypse? Unfortunately, I have school, and then have to take my cat to the vet. You know, just trying to maintain the normalcy of things until tomorrow, when shit hits the fan.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 9:13 am
Could these nutters just give up already on the whole the world is going to end thing.
Seriously they went from biblical to a meteor is going to hit us. Even if one was
we have the technology to destroy it and prevent our demise.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 10:42 am
A poster on eBible's FB page has done the calculations to determine what time the End Times will occur in time zones all over the Earth. Helpful bastard to the end....


Quote:Using the Gregorian Calendar Time Zone. From 12:00am-12:00pm
Using the Biblical "Evening and Morning" Just add 6:00 hours ahead for each one(I think)

This is when Every TimeZone will be on October 7th, 2015

There is a one hour period of every timezone being on Oct 7th.

(HST)Honolulu= 12:00 am
(PDT)San Francisco= 3:00 am
(MDT)Denver= 4:00 am
(CDT)Chicago= 5:00 am
(EDT)New York= 6:00 am
(BRT)Rio de Janeiro=7:00 am
UTC= 10:00 am
(BST)London= 11:00 am
(CEST)Vienna= 12:00 pm
(IST)Mumbai= 3:30 pm
(SGT)Singapore= 6:00 pm
(JST)Tokyo= 7:00 pm
(AEST)Sydney= 8:00 pm
(NZDT)Auckland= 11:00 pm
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 10:55 am
(October 6, 2015 at 1:31 am)Faith No More Wrote: Speaking of the end times, has anyone seen prof. in a while, or is he hiding his head in shame?

He just hasn't welshed yet on his promise not to return after the rapture failed to occur. Smile
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 11:16 am (This post was last modified: October 6, 2015 at 11:16 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Poor guy has had a crisis of faith and suddenly realized what utter nonsense the Wholly Babble is maybe?
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 11:27 am
More nuts in the can.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/christia...wednesday/


Quote:Christian group says the world will be permanently ‘annihilated’ on Wednesday

Quote:The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.


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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 11:29 am
(October 6, 2015 at 11:16 am)Evie Wrote: Poor guy has had a crisis of faith and suddenly realized what utter nonsense the Wholly Babble is maybe?

Or perhaps, gone off to figure out "why come no Jesus?" because calculation errors. 

As it says in the Bible, "Too many Blood Moons spoileth the broth, so be not a sloth". Or maybe that was Dr. Seuss...
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