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Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 2:44 pm
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From the forum member who brought us poop I was recently given vajayjay .. the word, not the organ. C_L says it in the most endearing way possible but that she calls it that at all really cracks me up. For Cath-y's sake please take this poll to help her accept that her lady parts are nothing to be bashful about. Please select all that apply to you.
I find vaginas:
Regarding their appearance -
Beautiful;
Intriguing;
Scary;
Revolting.
Regarding their smell -
Pleasant, even intriguing;
Indifferent;
Repulsive;
Variable (any of the above, depending).
Regarding their taste -
Yummy;
Indifferent;
Yuck;
Variable.
Regarding their feel -
Exquisite;
Meh;
Ewww;
Variable.
Psychologically -
Nasty/Icky;
Naughty (bad way);
Naughty (good way)';
Just another organ.
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 2:47 pm
vajayjay's are awesome.
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 2:52 pm
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I couldn't find the poll. Then I thought on my answers and found it.
Meh, it's a better auditory joke.
Edit: Ah, there's the poll. Now my joke is totally ruined. -_-
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 2:56 pm
All answer A's, except the last one is a C. But it can't take some effort keeping it at C and not letting it drift to just another organ. Thankfully ladies are in charge of them, and know just how much to give us.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 2:56 pm
Sorry it took a while to write them all out and you have to post the thread before you can fill in the choices.
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 2:57 pm
Yes, they're awesome.
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 3:02 pm
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Not getting any steady vajayjay? That is the saddest thing I've heard yet today. Losty, we need some pussy over here stat! (Balls are code blue!)
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 3:03 pm
I've never had steady va-jay-jay even when I was in my one and only relationship for a year and four months starting from the age of 25.
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RE: Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?
October 6, 2015 at 3:23 pm
(October 6, 2015 at 3:02 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Not getting any steady vajayjay? That is the saddest thing I've heard yet today. Losty, we need some pussy over here stat! (Balls are code blue!)
No a problem I have.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
