I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?

[Athene]

C'mon. If a God doesn't rough you up a bit, it means he doesn't really care about you.  

[Edwardo Piet]

If God was female and hot and she wasn't too harsh, I'd enjoy it.

[robvalue]

A new age God... interesting. Do I still get to forgo my personal responsibility of my more difficult decisions and leave it up to you and then when you do fuck all about it I can say it was never meant to be and you had better things in store for me?

I mean, I'm fine with any new agey shit but as long as I get to forgo the personality responsiblity of more difficult decisions.... oh that and can I please not have to deal with my own or my loved ones' mortality? Is there an afterlife in your version of reality God Rob? Robby God? Got the Robster? G-Rob?

I have an evil twin who takes care of that side of things.

[ignoramus]

Rob, please tell us that you're not sneakily looking when we're jerkin' the gerkin'

[robvalue]

Rest assured, I respect privacy.

Either that, or I'm too busy watching God porn

[ignoramus]

I'm getting a stiffy just thinking about God porn!
Is it a Orgfest ? Is Zeus the boss for a reason?
Does he ram it into the endless abyss! ooohhh nice!!!
Vorlon's gonna demand tentacle action so be prepared!

[robvalue]

You're not ready for God porn

[Edwardo Piet]

Does it involve a pregnant virgin?

[robvalue]

Every scene must involve one, that's the first rule of God porn.

The second rule is you do not talk about God porn.

Dammit! They should really swap those two around.

[Edwardo Piet]

Well I talked about God Pron already so I broke your rules G-Rob. So what's my punishment?

Please tell me it involves tolerable pain and a hot woman.