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Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?

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Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 10:45 pm
Ask him, if as a muslim you're going to have to endorse f***ing 9-year-olds, since the prophet was a paedophile.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Tell him you only worship gods with prophets you can draw effigies of.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:05 pm
Have a T Shirt with mohammads picture on it while eating a ham sandwich while being next to a girl exposing her face and ankles.

That should likely cause him to have a full mental breakdown.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm (This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 11:10 pm by Aoi Magi.)
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 30, 2015 at 10:09 pm):)XD Wrote: So this asshole is trying to covert me to Islam. So I asked him if Allah loves his worshipers so much, how come muslims are able to suffer from pain and agony? His response was Allah was testing their faith and when they die they will be granted a paradise free from suffering in the afterlife -_-. How do I respond?

Tell him the spaghetti monster will turn Allah into pasta and boil Allah until it is el dental, and then add him along with any other Muslims found loitering in Muslim heaven as seasoning for consumption during the pastafarian banquette at the end of time.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 11:29 pm by Bob Kelso.)
(October 30, 2015 at 10:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How about "Fuck allah."  That should get the point across even to the most fervent rug worshipers.

This. 

A nice, healthy, "fuck you" goes a long way to getting someone to leave you alone. 

Give him the ol' Jack Nicholson. 

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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:42 pm
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 30, 2015 at 11:56 pm
(October 30, 2015 at 10:09 pm):)XD Wrote: So this asshole is trying to covert me to Islam. So I asked him if Allah loves his worshipers so much, how come muslims are able to suffer from pain and agony? His response was Allah was testing their faith and when they die they will be granted a paradise free from suffering in the afterlife -_-. How do I respond?


If Allah is omniscient, why would he need to test their faith?


Wait, is Allah supposed to be omniscient? Jehovah is, so I assume Allah is, too, but to be honest I'm not 100% on that one.


Anyway, if Allah is supposed to be omniscient, he already knows who has the most faith and has no need to test anyone. Why would he test them?
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 31, 2015 at 12:00 am (This post was last modified: October 31, 2015 at 12:00 am by Cinjin.)
Tell your school mate to type "religion of peace" into Google and that if the images are satisfactory for daily living you will accept his religion.





.... better yet, tell him to grow the fuck up.
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RE: Guy at my school trying to convert me to Islam. How do i respond?
October 31, 2015 at 12:17 am (This post was last modified: October 31, 2015 at 12:20 am by Kitan Etos.)
Tell the guy to fuck off.

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