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Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
(November 16, 2015 at 2:44 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm gonna go with the self-righteous homophobe from Colorado who got caught out as a methhead cocksucker.

That would be Ted Haggard.   http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/29/lkl.ted.haggard/
Not only that, he now has a HUGE megachurch in Colorado Springs full of people who believe he's "changed" and is now pious and heterosexual.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#22
RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
Can't be him.



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
Huggy just reminded me of another one - how could I possibly forget that cringingly embarrassing Hovind-wannabe GMan? The idiot who doesn't believe that there's starving kids in Africa? Or the existence of Pluto?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
(November 16, 2015 at 12:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 15, 2015 at 11:56 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King would be one of the best. Though he's obviously not still alive.

Would that be one of the best for being a preacher, or for being a humanitarian visionary?

Preaching by itsself rarely makes a great person. It's usually something you do aside from being one. Like how the ads for sugary cereal will say part of a complete breakfast, because the other parts are the actual nutritious parts.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
(November 15, 2015 at 11:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: 'Worst' being subjective, of course.

I'd entertain most varieties of 'worst', like, which one is most egregiously and shrilly anti-antheist, greediest, misstates the most doctrine, lowest morals, biggest shlubb, most insincere, panders the most, worst at pandering, worst hair, least Godly demeanor, most delusional, you get the idea.


So, let's get Pat Robertson out of the way here, on most categories, and please chime in with your favs.


Big Grin

I knew a Reverand who went on to serve ten to twelve for child molestation, so him.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
(November 16, 2015 at 1:39 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 15, 2015 at 11:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: 'Worst' being subjective, of course.

I'd entertain most varieties of 'worst', like, which one is most egregiously and shrilly anti-antheist, greediest, misstates the most doctrine, lowest morals, biggest shlubb, most insincere, panders the most, worst at pandering, worst hair, least Godly demeanor, most delusional, you get the idea.


So, let's get Pat Robertson out of the way here, on most categories, and please chime in with your favs.


Big Grin

I knew a Reverand who went on to serve ten to twelve for child molestation, so him.

I personally met 4 before I turned 18 who were moved to other churches for child molestation.  So those four, the scumbags who moved them instead of pressing charges, and the millions out there preaching right now who are just like them.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
(November 16, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(November 16, 2015 at 12:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Would that be one of the best for being a preacher, or for being a humanitarian visionary?

Preaching by itsself rarely makes a great person. It's usually something you do aside from being one. Like how the ads for sugary cereal will say part of a complete breakfast, because the other parts are the actual nutritious parts.

Preaching by itself usually makes for an evil person.  A guy is in charge of a group. They have to believe everything he says, and follow his instructions. He's a modern-day tribal chief. The minions have to obey, but he's special, so he can do anything he wants.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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