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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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#81
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm
(February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Evie Wrote: At least he left the poop out of it.

Transfusion fantasy? That's not just  nastay that's scareay!

Think about how our emotions are just chemicals and electrical signals in our brains.

Then imagine experiencing emotions of love and attraction to someone while their corpuscles are coursing through your veins carrying the nutrients and oxygen to sustain that biological process.


Damn, that's hot.  Figuring how to drain myself and get refilled quickly enough with out expiring, and while not draining boyfriend dangerously is the trick.

I think I would need a modified transporter from Star Trek . . .


Were's Scotty when you need him ??
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#82
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm
(February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Nope.
*clicks back*

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#83
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am
(February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Evie Wrote: At least he left the poop out of it.

Transfusion fantasy? That's not just  nastay that's scareay!

Think about how our emotions are just chemicals and electrical signals in our brains.

Then imagine experiencing emotions of love and attraction to someone while their corpuscles are coursing through your veins carrying the nutrients and oxygen to sustain that biological process.


Damn, that's hot.  Figuring how to drain myself and get refilled quickly enough with out expiring, and while not draining boyfriend dangerously is the trick.

I think I would need a modified transporter from Star Trek . . .


Were's Scotty when you need him ??

Well, I don't think you need to be told that emotions and thoughts are not carried in the bloodstream;

However,

I do want to pause to acknowledge that the fact that it is your fancy of "love flowing in the bloodstream"
...making the fantasy of a transfusion seem palatable to you....is actually rather sweet.

Weird, but sweet.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#84
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm)MTL Wrote:
(February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Nope.
*clicks back*

That awkward moment you enter a thread you really didn't mean to...

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LOL!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
Lol, Vor you are a strange one.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 6:39 am
Don't encourage him CL, he's a sick fuck and he knows it!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 6:40 am
I'm a turtle. I haz mayo.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am by ignoramus.)
Alright Jeez. You're a sick fuck too .... happy now!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
Yesh. I make mayo later.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am
A serious question.
Them elephants!
WTF is going on there?
Is their trunk a hand or a nose?
Is that normal amongst elephants or is that one kinky? Why would we think only humans are kinky?
Was it helping the other elephant with a blockage or was it just stealing a snack?
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