Understanding the Bible/Christianity

[Minimalist]

Just to clarify this is not the so-called "gospel of john" but rather an epistle known as 1 John which also made the cut in the committee vote and was incorporated into the NT.

[Pat Mustard]

I would like more replies to my last post here.

Also the next question:

Trinity - someone explain this to me in the best possible matter they can. I would appreciate just to understand the perspective of others.

Theologian A: Oh fuck, I've just realised we've painted ouselves into a corner here.
Theologian B: How so?
A: God the father, god the son and god the holy ghost. We've created a pantheon, yet we're supposed to be monotheistic.
B: Fuck!
*30 minutes of furious thinking*
B: Waith I've got it, god separated his son and spirit out for prophesy, but even though they're separate beings they're still him, because they're all god.
A: Genius, that's everything settled. What'll we do to celebrate?
B: I here there's some good new Nubian prostitutes in the pub by the colliseum.
A: Beer, poontang and fights. What better way to celebrate figuring out the truth?