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The "I have a confession thread"

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The "I have a confession thread"
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2015 at 4:59 pm by Clueless Morgan.)
(December 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm)robvalue Wrote: I confess that I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a woman.

I've wondered what it's like to be a man.

I remember when I was a kid I had this realization that boys' testicles would always be touching their legs and so I put a tennis ball down my pants to see what that would feel like...

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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:02 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm)robvalue Wrote: I confess that I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a woman.

What a coincidence! I've always wondered what it would be like to have tits!
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#153
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:28 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 4:59 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(December 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm)robvalue Wrote: I confess that I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a woman.

I've wondered what it's like to be a man.

I remember when I was a kid I had this realization that boys' testicles would always be touching their legs and so I put a tennis ball down my pants to see what that would feel like...

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You're not missing anything there! Well, you are... bad phrasing Tongue I mean it sucks. They're annoying! And also a weak spot that gets attacked for massage damage.
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#154
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:31 pm
I've heard that grazing them is much worse than a direct hit.
Any truth to that?
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#155
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:37 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 5:31 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: I've heard that grazing them is much worse than a direct hit.
Any truth to that?

It can be.
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#156
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:39 pm
Well ouch. Glad I don't have balls (in the physical sense) then. Metaphorically speaking, I'll kick anyone's ass if they piss me off enough lol
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:43 pm
I confess I think they're fun to play with...balls I mean.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:51 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 5:43 pm)Losty Wrote: I confess I think they're fun to play with...balls I mean.

I confess that I don't express my appreciation for shameless harlots nearly enough. Play on, thou saucy wench!
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#159
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 5:02 pm)The_Empress Wrote:
(December 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm)robvalue Wrote: I confess that I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a woman.

What a coincidence! I've always wondered what it would be like to have tits!

You have nice tits!

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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 2, 2015 at 6:06 pm
(December 2, 2015 at 5:55 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 2, 2015 at 5:02 pm)The_Empress Wrote: What a coincidence! I've always wondered what it would be like to have tits!

You have nice tits!

At 30AA, I have nice mosquito bites, maaaaayyybe.

Thanks, though Blush
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