Praise his Holy name.

[Minimalist]

The Mormons are a cult.

So are xtians.

[Purple Rabbit]

Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist they won't be able to answer you, Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'!

You haven't asked me, have you?

Well, the reason that science can give no direct answer on what happened before the big bang is because science at the moment does not know. Now, to conclude from that that therefore god must have created it, is a non sequitur, it does not follow.

But apart from that, one could explore other possible explanations that don't involve gods who create vastly oversized universes to experiment with kid cancer on humans on a hilarious tiny planet. These days we want some sustainable solutions. Mind you, science is not telling us it has found absolute truth but with some extrapolation it can give possible alternatives to divine creation. To give you just three:

1) our universe might be embedded in an everlasting superuniverse that somehow cycles universes in it interior
2) our universe might be in an everlasting cycle of birth and death (don't mind the human analogies)
3) our universe might be a finite patch in an infinite universe

None of these possibilities are ruled out by current scientific findings.

Just three possibilities that show that there is no necessity to bring on petty gods with bad humour.

But if this is too much thinking for you, just put on your red shoes, plug in your petty god and be gone.

[Pastor Ezequiel Davis]

Well, the reason that science can give no direct answer on what happened before the big bang is because science at the moment does not know. Now, to conclude from that that therefore god must have created it, is a non sequitur, it does not follow.

If the Big Kaboom is so true, why isn't it mentioned in either of the Genesis creation accounts? God does not have a time and motion man standing over His Perfect Shoulder with a grubby clipboard. God owes you no explanation whatsoever. Although, I feel from the persistent tone of your posts, dripping with arrogance and self-righteousness, that you some how do deserve one.
As it happens, it is more than likely that He was thinking about things that we (and you in particular) will never comprehend but, which nevertheless are essential to the wealth and well-being of all True Christians.

[darkwolf176]

True Christians.

Still with the 'True Christians'?
There is no such thing.

[Minimalist]

all True Christians.

A true xtian is anyone dumb enough to believe that a dead jew came back to life. You are all welcome to the title.

[Pastor Ezequiel Davis]

Still with the 'True Christians'?
There is no such thing.

Not on planet Debaucherous Heathen where you are apparently from.

[Paul the Human]

Hahaha!! Oh no! Not one of these crazy fucks. Unfortunately, fruitloops like this guy are actually real. There is no point whatsoever to interacting with one of these lunatics. Even most theists back slowly away when they encounter one of these guys. If god were real, he would have a restraining order out on the Pastor here... a court order to remain at least five hundred feet away at all times... for god's own protection.

As much as it seems like making fun of such a batshit crazy person would be entertaining, it soon loses it's allure. The problem is that they are so deeply delusional that they wear their insanity like a cloak of invincibility. And you can't talk reason with them, either. They wouldn't know a rational thought even if they were capable of having one... which they are not.

Sorry, Pastor. You'll find no mindless sheep here. Your time would be better spent seeking professional help.

[tavarish]

No one can be this fucking dumb. It has to be a joke.

[Eilonnwy]

Not on planet Debaucherous Heathen where you are apparently from.

I think you're probably a Poe, but whether you are or not, if your only intent here is to preach and/or a rile up the other atheists, you'll find yourself on the banned list pretty fast.

Welcome to the forums. -_^

[Minimalist]

Dammit. I was going to start a thread proposing a pool for when this preaching fool would be banned.

Too late now, I guess.