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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Ok, I'd like to learn to code and to ultimately help build fail-safes around emerging AGI. Failing that, I'd like to report on the existential risk it poses as much as possible, so either a journalist, an author, or both.
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 3:13 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 2:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: No one here wants to evaluate the new rising stars in pron ???

pron or porn?
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 9:21 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 1:20 pm)The_Empress Wrote: I want to own my own ranch with horses, goats, chickens, dogs, pigs, hops, and marijuana.

I can supply SOW with some hops!

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 9:29 pm
Play with toddlers and kittens all day.

I have actually wondered if I could start a therapy business with kittens and puppies. But I'm sure it would be so hard to get through insurance and paperwork and all of that.

I was a preschool teacher for 10 years, I loved it, it just doesn't pay.
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December 5, 2015 at 9:35 pm
If I could have any job at all?

"Professional Hottie-Fucker."

Nah, not "Porn Star", there's a difference Wink
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Archeologist. I considered that line of work, but it's the highway to the unemployment line where I live. Only two dozens are needed with hundreds finishing Uni every year.
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December 5, 2015 at 11:11 pm
Chief of Security here....

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm
I don't really consider what I'm doing now as work since I own the operation. Back in my 'grunt/prole' days, yeppers, it was work. My first 'real' job was in a factory assembling and testing hydraulic assemblies. It was very unusual to not work 58 hours/week at that place. I was young, needed the money, and did it. In the winter time with the short days, went to work in the dark, and came home in the dark 6 days a week.

The office job at the defense contractor years later was much more 'cerebral' and much less physical except during a brief strike and quite a few of us office creatures with assembly and testing experience got to roll up our sleeves and keep the airplanes flying.
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm
Speculum sizer and warmer upper. Maybe sterilizer also. Totally voluntary.
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:24 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 11:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Speculum sizer and warmer upper. Maybe sterilizer also. Totally voluntary.

Wonder if the fine folks at Doc Johnson would want to see my, ahem, resume ??
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