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Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 8:45 am
Home Shopping Channel Gun TV To Launch In The US In January
http://www.forbes.com/sites/simonthompso...n-january/
Quote:The channel, with the tagline “Live shopping. Fully Loaded”, will be available via national satellite and cable television providers. They have also pledged to run three minutes per hour of programming every hour promoting gun safety and responsible gun ownership.
Gun TV had planned to launch in late 2015 in time to capitalize on the lucrative post-Thanksgiving and pre-Christmas market, a period that this year saw shoppers spent $4.45 billion dollars online on Black Friday and Thanksgiving Day alone. Cyber Monday added another $3 billion to that total.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 8:47 am
Fucking amazing.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 8:59 am
Yeah, the time is ripe for some idiots to buy guns!
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:18 am
Finally, a porn network designed with the American consumer in mind.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:24 am
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(December 7, 2015 at 10:18 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Finally, a porn network designed with the American consumer in mind.
Now, what does this remind me of.... hmmmm..................... oooooh! I remember!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr6eFXNq5Wc
Hmmmm, Steyr Aug.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:30 am
Aren't TV shopping channels mainly for old people, the bed-ridden and the morbidly obese?
Well - I guess they deserve a chance to go postal and shoot up some public place, just like anyone else...
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:34 am
Um, the morbidly obese might shoot up their TV set, but barring a ricochet, not too many of their rounds are going to menace the public.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:48 am
They should have announced this on the anniversary of Kennedy's assassination. That was the event that made people demand mail order guns be limited.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:49 am
(December 7, 2015 at 10:24 am)Quantum Wrote: (December 7, 2015 at 10:18 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Finally, a porn network designed with the American consumer in mind.
Now, what does this remind me of.... hmmmm..................... oooooh! I remember!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr6eFXNq5Wc
Hmmmm, Steyr Aug.
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RE: Gun TV. It's about time!
December 7, 2015 at 10:50 am
(December 7, 2015 at 10:30 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Aren't TV shopping channels mainly for old people, the bed-ridden and the morbidly obese?
Well - I guess they deserve a chance to go postal and shoot up some public place, just like anyone else... I wonder if you can get a up-armored Hoveround? Pintle mount for the SMG, ammo storage under the seat. (Lots of space under the seat for storage, lots.)
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