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At what point do you wash you ass?
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
Um . .

quite a few of you here are kind of New Age liberal, unconventional, post modern, etc. it's conceivable basti will, through no agency of mine, bite you in the ass (I hasten to add; so to speak) and it might be prudent to have prior to that encounter to have familiarized yourself with the practice.


That old advert slogan, "Try it, you'll like it" emphatically and curiously does not spring to mind right now . . . .
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I also refuse to watch any video in response to any word vorlon says that I don't know.
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I'm not falling for your snake oil again, my good sir!
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I agree. It's just not right. You never know with Vorlon...

Bah, who am I kidding? The real reason is I'm on strict orders given by Carl to not listen to Vorlon until Carl gets his balls back.
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If Carl is short some balls, why is everyone looking at me ?
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Because you stole his balls. It must be true. Carl told me so.
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(December 9, 2015 at 11:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: So, no descriptive narrative of flushing the cheese from anyone's foreskin yet ?

My disappoint.

If I had foreskin I would scrape and save the cheese for you. I would put it in cellophane and shape it like a cheese slice. You could put it on a sandwich.
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I should have known better than to make this the first thread to open after just waking up.
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(December 9, 2015 at 10:11 pm)KUSA Wrote: I chew my finger nails a lot. No wonder they taste funny.

I'm sure most people around you thought that was tar stains from smoking.
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