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Current time: February 8, 2025, 12:34 pm
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At what point do you wash you ass?
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'gross' being quite attractive at times.
Imagine what Brett Favre smells like after a work out . . [swoon] The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Oh, while I'm thinking about, anyone with a foreskin, what order and any special routine ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Showering Order:
(with bar soap) 1. Chest 2. Stomach 3. Left arm/shoulder/armpit 4. Right arm/shoulder/armpit 5. Crotch 6. A$$ 7. Right leg/foot 8. Left leg/foot 9. Back/lower shoulders (by placing soap in hand, putting hand over opposite shoulder, and using other hand to push down the arm for maximum reaching) (switch to shampoo/body wash gel) 10. Face/neck (don't rinse immediately) 11. Hair (lower temperature slightly and rinse hair/face/neck at same time) It usually takes approximately 3 to 4 minutes
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
Ass is last after cock.
Oh, and I probably take longer washing my cock than is necessary. Sometimes I have to wash it all over again.
Top to Bottom always, seems the most logical progression to me.
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
When I was with someone, I preferred to let him wash himself.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I miss baths. My tornado trap has only a shower.
Oh, and last, with its own loofah that itself gets scrubbed with soap afterwards.
I shower with the boss.
She wants to make sure I wash everything thoroughly. Bloody shower Nazi!
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