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At what point do you wash you ass?

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At what point do you wash you ass?
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#21
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 3:36 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 3:10 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Boys are gross.

You expected something different?
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December 9, 2015 at 3:41 pm
'gross' being quite attractive at times.

Imagine what Brett Favre smells like after a work out . .


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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 3:43 pm
Oh, while I'm thinking about, anyone with a foreskin, what order and any special routine ??
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#24
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 4:01 pm
Showering Order:
(with bar soap)
1. Chest
2. Stomach
3. Left arm/shoulder/armpit
4. Right arm/shoulder/armpit
5. Crotch
6. A$$
7. Right leg/foot
8. Left leg/foot
9. Back/lower shoulders (by placing soap in hand, putting hand over opposite shoulder, and using other hand to push down the arm for maximum reaching)
(switch to shampoo/body wash gel)
10. Face/neck (don't rinse immediately)
11. Hair (lower temperature slightly and rinse hair/face/neck at same time)

It usually takes approximately 3 to 4 minutes
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#25
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 4:10 pm
Ass is last after cock.

Oh, and I probably take longer washing my cock than is necessary. Sometimes I have to wash it all over again.
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December 9, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Top to Bottom always, seems the most logical progression to me.
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#27
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 4:16 pm
When I was with someone, I preferred to let him wash himself.
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#28
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 6:13 pm
I miss baths. My tornado trap has only a shower.

Oh, and last, with its own loofah that itself gets scrubbed with soap afterwards.

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#29
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 6:17 pm
I shower with the boss.
She wants to make sure I wash everything thoroughly.

Bloody shower Nazi!
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 6:46 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 4:15 pm)Kingpin Wrote: Top to Bottom always, seems the most logical progression to me.

Why does it sound different when you say bottom vs CL?
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