I just don't plan it out that thoroughly. Eventually, everything gets wet.
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At what point do you wash you ass?
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 (December 9, 2015 at 2:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(December 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I usually save it until last, because I don't want to wipe my face with a rag that I just used to wipe my crack. There's a proper order to bathing, and crevices, crotch, and the bottom of my feet should be last. I wash it afterwards.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
BTW, I bathe instead of showering, I love looking at catalogs or reading in the bath tub.
Soaking my cares away, although lately, I have been keeping the cell phone and cordless within reach, and I'm thinking that is not a good sign, I don't need to be available 24/7/365. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I mostly have baths in the colder months. It feels really good to just soak in hot water on a cold day.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (December 9, 2015 at 2:54 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I mostly have baths in the colder months. It feels really good to just soak in hot water on a cold day. Indeed, I've been surprised just how deeply chilled it is possible to become in this rural winter frozen wasteland. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Boys are gross.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
(December 9, 2015 at 3:10 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Boys are gross. Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has them.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Obviously this wasn't well thought out when you posted it. Now had you posted it in A69, we might have even gotten a video out of it or something.
 I'm going back to hiding now. I don't know what the hell made me say that. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Since my wiping regimen leaves my butthole pristine, I don't worry about order. I use a loofah ball and St. Ives oatmeal and shea butter body wash, and it gets done in whatever order comes to me.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Personally, I shower by washing myself with hot water (or cold water if we're out of hot water, a man has to adapt himself), then proceed to apply shampoo and bath foam, and then re-wash myself - I usually put shampoo first, then apply bath foam from my shoulders (and my face/beard if I have any facial hair growth) to my feet and I put it inside my butthole and ass area as well.
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