Fine, just don't plead the 2nd
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
What made you give up on Jesus?
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Fine, just don't plead the 2nd
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(December 16, 2015 at 11:18 am)TrueChristian Wrote: To all the Christian members of the forum, The notion of being like Christians in some way made Christianity just totally not worth it. (December 16, 2015 at 4:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:A "virgin birth" is a birth with an intact hymen. Can you not see how one may become pregnant with an intact hymen? Only a brain the size of drich's can fit through an intact hymen. (December 16, 2015 at 10:29 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(December 16, 2015 at 4:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It wasn't the finger of 'god' that touched her! wasn't there a camel involved in there somewhere as well?..
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: What made you give up on Jesus?
December 16, 2015 at 10:40 pm
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(December 16, 2015 at 10:08 pm)Reflex Wrote:(December 16, 2015 at 11:18 am)TrueChristian Wrote: To all the Christian members of the forum, Now that's my favorite sort of religious nutsack. You aren't crazy like all those dumb believers who follow their pastors around like so many sheep, you are your own crazy shepherd. Why go with other people's ideas which make so little good sense when you can really up the nonsense with your own? Maybe you'll start your own church, where you can be the wolf shepherd, with your own flock to fleece. All it takes is an internet connection and a few people who will put up with your sermons as their new prophet, every time "The Spirit moves" you to write something to get you started. Also, having a guitar and knowing how to play a few chords in the song books won't hurt your new career when you buy that old warehouse and try to lure people in. Yeah, I once made the mistake of hanging out with such a dude, and had to threaten police action to get off his email list.
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: What made you give up on Jesus?
December 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2015 at 10:57 pm by God of Mr. Hanky.)
(December 16, 2015 at 10:32 pm)Quantum Wrote:(December 16, 2015 at 10:29 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Only a brain the size of drich's can fit through an intact hymen. I thought that was a camel toe. You know, Jesus didn't really say the whole camel had to fit through that tight opening, whatever it was.
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(December 16, 2015 at 10:16 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:(December 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: As Nay_Sayer's designated proxy, allow me to answer . . . Don do dis to me, my love. You know what we have is something special.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh (December 17, 2015 at 12:23 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(December 16, 2015 at 10:16 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: I plead the 5th,6th,7th and 8th We did but there...there is someone else.... ...It's...your sister...she's come out of the coma...We're in love and I won't let you separate us !
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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