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Name that movie
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 (December 26, 2015 at 12:51 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(December 26, 2015 at 12:40 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Finally, my grandfather said, "Jesus Christ, you pray like a Baptist!" I loved my Grandpa dearly, but it's just as well he didn't live long enough to see me as an atheist. He couldn't have handled the truth.   RE: Name that movie
December 26, 2015 at 1:07 am
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My fiancee says it's from Desolation of Smaug but I will ask him about it since you're referencing the first movie.
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Lol he can't remember. Guess what we're watching tomorrow.
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"That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger"
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So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"
Yeah, he isn't completely sure either so we're going to watch all three tomorrow. I love marathon movie nights
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Doesn't get any easier than that 
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