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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 12:54 am
(January 25, 2016 at 12:50 am)TrueChristian Wrote: What do you think of the beautiful woman who I posted a picture of?
"those kind of girls" whom you wish to see pictures of are like so much tinsel and brass compared to the real beauty I posted.
2/10 why do you ask?
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Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 2:16 am
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2016 at 2:18 am by Homeless Nutter.)
How many catholic priests does it take to change a light-bulb?
All of 'em. One - to screw a prepubescent child's ar*e and the rest to cover it up, all the while claiming moral authority...
(It's funny, 'cause it's true) 
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 2:37 am
You have some doubts about your faith? Ever think it's because you believe in things that don't make sense, because it's all a bunch of crap made up by people who want to control the masses? Think about it. If you can.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 3:09 am
Do visuals like the ones you posted help you have faith, make you feel good about your faith or both?
Would you find it surprising if I told you I find the lamb and the Mary picures sickeningly sweet and the heart and Jesus pictures fascinatingly repellant?
I do enjoy some Christian art. But it doesn't make me believe anything anymore than Hindu art makes me believe in Hinduism.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 3:51 am
(January 24, 2016 at 9:22 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Hello my friends!
It's official! I am a Roman Catholic, but with some doubts about my faith .
At it's heart Roman Catholicism is about Jesus' Great love for us! 
Here are a few visuals to help you think of Christ's love:
1. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236...ab7ee7.jpg
2. http://www.pressomatic.com/stmaryhelp/up...f79687.jpg
3. http://www.goodcounselhomes.org/cms/wp-c...-image.jpg
Any thoughts? Questions? Concerns?
I am more than happy to answer them!  On a scale of 1 to 10, in terms of the general accuracy of their statements, how much trust would you place in:
The Bible, generally
Jesus, specifically
The Doctors of the Church
Thomas Aquinas
The Pope
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 4:18 am
I'll play...
Why do you believe in whatever it is that you believe?
What was the reasoning that got you to believe?
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 4:26 am
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(January 25, 2016 at 4:18 am)pocaracas Wrote: I'll play...
Why do you believe in whatever it is that you believe?
What was the reasoning that got you to believe?
Probably something along the lines of:
"Mommy and daddy are magic, they know everything about everything and they would never lie to me about the invisible monster in the sky, that gets angry, if I touch my pee-pee at night..."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 10:14 am
(January 24, 2016 at 11:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: Oh are we seeing another rift inside Catholucism leading to a new break away sect?
Please wait until I get popcorn and a beer!
Sorry, CL, love you and all, but I couldn't resist.
No need to apologize. I just don't want people to think he is actually being serious.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 10:23 am
How can you tell when it comes to catholicism?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 25, 2016 at 10:26 am
(January 25, 2016 at 10:14 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: No need to apologize. I just don't want people to think he is actually being serious.
Of course he's being serious!
Look at his avatar. Look at the images he linked! can't get any more serious than that!!
People and animals skewered through the heart in some ritualistic fashion, with mystical stuff coming out!
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