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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 4:53 am
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 6:22 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2016 at 6:28 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(February 6, 2016 at 4:41 am)robvalue Wrote: Why not just magic Jesus into existence anyway? Seems like a lot of fucking around.

Yeah - that always bugged me as well. God can >poof< the Universe into existence, create adult human beings out of mud, or a piece of bone, but Jesus had to spend 9 months in a womb. Damn - he must have been bored sh*tless.  Tongue
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 6:23 am
(February 6, 2016 at 4:41 am)robvalue Wrote: Why not just magic Jesus into existence anyway? Seems like a lot of fucking around.

I've heard crap like, "Jesus had to be fully human". Well, God magicked up fully human humans before, right? I forget their names. If he can't do it now, that's another arbitrary restriction to try and account for the ludicrous nature of the problem at hand.
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 9:52 am
(February 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm)Evie Wrote: Turns out it's pretty hard to believe in bullshit when your psyche recognizes that it's a load of bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RT6rL2UroE

After watching the video, my questions are:

Why on FSM's spaghetti covered body is my turtley brain not wired for faith when I'm patently a theist desperate to believe in religious horseshit? I prayed to "God" but he just won't let me believe in his shitty nonsense... PLEASE HELP

Is it possible that God DIDN'T give me a brain that is pre-wired for receptivity to "His" existence to make it more difficult for my turtley self to believe in his relgious horseshit?

P.S. I'm not a theist. But other than that this is the gosh darn it truth. Hmmm. Hang on I'm not against swearing: Other than that this is the ABSOLUTE FUCK-BASTARDING TRUTH.
I believe in a creative force for all existence, yet have trouble with many man made doctrine.

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 10:14 am
"A creative force for all existence" -is- a man made doctrine......
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 10:02 pm
(February 6, 2016 at 10:14 am)Rhythm Wrote: "A creative force for all existence" -is- a man made doctrine......
No it isn't. Everything came from something.

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February 6, 2016 at 10:15 pm (This post was last modified: February 6, 2016 at 10:34 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
No it didn't.
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 11:44 pm
The human mind certainly is creative!
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 11:56 pm
(February 6, 2016 at 10:02 pm)popsthebuilder Wrote: No it isn't. Everything came from something.

Bullshit. Only a really stupid and ignorant person can make such uninformed statements. Have you seen "everything"? Do you know "everything"? No? Then how can you make judgements about "everything", you dumbass?

Also - if "everything came from something" - then where did your god come from, huh? You did say "everything", didn't you? So - by definition - that includes god, because "everything" includes everything. So tell me - who, or what shat your dumb god out? And shouldn't you be praying to THAT? Unless of course THAT also came from something, and that something - from yet something else, and so on, and so on - because "everything came from something".

Ugh, dumb people... SMH...
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February 7, 2016 at 12:50 am
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