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Married atheist: your questions answered #1
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March 21, 2016 at 5:51 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2016 at 5:51 am by robvalue.)
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RE: Married atheist: your questions answered #1
March 21, 2016 at 9:16 am
Does you wife have a favorite appendage?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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March 21, 2016 at 9:20 am
I shall investigate!
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March 21, 2016 at 2:06 pm
Does your wife prefer asian or african elephants?
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March 21, 2016 at 2:10 pm
She likes the kind that real wives like.

But I shall grill her, just to be sure!
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RE: Married atheist: your questions answered #1
March 21, 2016 at 2:15 pm
What's the best way to plan and implement a successful genocide?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Married atheist: your questions answered #1
March 21, 2016 at 2:39 pm
(March 21, 2016 at 2:10 pm)robvalue Wrote: But I shall grill her, just to be sure!

Direct, or indirect grilling?
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March 21, 2016 at 2:55 pm
Do you or your wife have any particular position on moles?
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RE: Married atheist: your questions answered #1
March 21, 2016 at 2:59 pm
(March 21, 2016 at 2:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(March 21, 2016 at 2:10 pm)robvalue Wrote: But I shall grill her, just to be sure!

Direct, or indirect grilling?

I think the real question is: with a marinade or just a light sprinkling of salt and pepper?
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Married atheist: your questions answered #1
March 22, 2016 at 2:17 am (This post was last modified: March 22, 2016 at 2:21 am by robvalue.)
There was meant to be a visual joke, but it didn't come out because of the low quality of the video. Fuck!

My iPad won't let me upload in high def. I tried using Dropbox but it was taking forever. Is there a quicker way of getting my video from the iPad to my laptop? I don't have a cable to connect them or anything. I remember Alex said there are better ways than Dropbox for this.

My wife laughed at the car joke Big Grin She also pointed out that it looks like I'm masturbating the whole time with my right hand. I have to agree. I'm pretty sure I wasn't. I don't remember what I was doing. I think I may have been engaged in automatic writing, as I have a load of formulae all over my leg.
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