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A lesson well learned from Noah.....

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A lesson well learned from Noah.....
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A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 8, 2016 at 11:46 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2016 at 11:58 pm by maestroanth.)
This is totally going to be my signature now. lol

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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 1:32 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2016 at 1:34 am by ignoramus.)
That in itself makes God not perfect. Who judges him?

That's why it's all bullshit ...always has been.

Unless he is being tested also!

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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 1:35 am
Quote:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.


Gen. 1

Why didn't this "omniscient" god know that he had fucked it all up?  For that matter, why did he fuck it all up.

Some god.
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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 1:37 am
Theists do, indeed, tend to miss this very point in relation to their supposedly infallible religion.
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A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 9:35 am
(April 8, 2016 at 11:46 pm)maestroanth Wrote: This is totally going to be my signature now. lol

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A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 9:37 am
(April 9, 2016 at 1:35 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.


Gen. 1

Why didn't this "omniscient" god know that he had fucked it all up?  For that matter, why did he fuck it all up.

Some god.


Come on now min...haven't you ever heard of a "rough draft" before? [emoji57]
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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 9:38 am
It's a metaphor.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 9:41 am
Yeah, basically he admits that he messed up, and it's gotten to the point where all he can think of doing is wiping the slater nearly clean. and apparently even that didn't work, because not long afterwards you have the Babel story. Yahweh is not very competent.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
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A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 9:43 am
Yahbut, a woman made out of a bone listened to a talking snake and ate a piece of fruit after being explicitly and pointedly told not to. That broke the Universe unless you surgically surrender your total obedience to a first-century Dumbledore who managed to turn the Roman Empire upside down without anyone noticing. What part of that doesn't make perfect sense?
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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
April 9, 2016 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2016 at 10:57 am by Minimalist.)
(April 9, 2016 at 9:37 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 9, 2016 at 1:35 am)Minimalist Wrote: Why didn't this "omniscient" god know that he had fucked it all up?  For that matter, why did he fuck it all up.

Some god.


Come on now min...haven't you ever heard of a "rough draft" before?   [emoji57]

But then you don't pronounce it "good."  You classify it version 1.0

I imagine Microsoft programmers looking at Vista and saying "Lo! This Is A Piece Of Shit. Let Us Make An Upgrade."
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