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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
#81
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 6:25 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 5:39 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: That's all you got? Seeing how none of you can say for a fact God doesn't exist, you'd better come with something better than that.

Okay.

[Image: book-of-mormon.jpg?format=1000w]

How about that? Pretty idiotic, right?
Maybe I wasn't clear, when I said to provide example of theist an Atheist idiocy, I'm talking exclusively about members of this forum.

Seeing how no Mormons are members of this forum (as far as I know), I don't believe that qualifies, otherwise I'd be inclined to agree with you.
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#82
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 6:21 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Speaking of Idiots...

How about a little experiment.

Since you guys like to deal in evidence, how about you provide examples of theist idiocy, and i'll provide examples of atheist idiocy, and we'll compile the data and see which side makes more idiotic statements.
How abut if you go fuck yourself? Examples of theist idiocy. Look at every post you ever made here at AF.
Really? Every post?

How about this one?



Need I go on?
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#83
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 12:57 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: God is going to "blind me" for being "hard hearted?"  That sounds like a direct violation of my free will, GC!  Stupid God...always breaking his own rules.
Like he hardened Pharaoh's heart, he wil harden ours and then blind us.

He thinks Huggy is doing good work ROFLOL
Poor god, to have such idiots representing him. Oh well.


Lol, yeah let's talk about all the free will that god fucked with in the OT. Only every tribe that stood in the way of the Israelites, resulting in the slaughter of men, women, and children. Must feel AWESOME to be god's chosen peeps! [emoji13]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#84
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 3:05 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Like he hardened Pharaoh's heart, he wil harden ours and then blind us.

He thinks Huggy is doing good work  ROFLOL
Poor god, to have such idiots representing him. Oh well.
Speaking of Idiots...

How about a little experiment.

Since you guys like to deal in evidence, how about you provide examples of theist idiocy, and i'll provide examples of atheist idiocy, and we'll compile the data and see which side makes more idiotic statements.


LOL, not necessary. The data is unequivocally NOT in your favor.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#85
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 5:39 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 5:27 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: EXHIBIT A:

[Image: bible1.jpg]

That's all you got? Seeing how none of you can say for a fact God doesn't exist, you'd better come with something better than that.


Oh, Huggy...it's all we need.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#86
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 6:37 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Maybe I wasn't clear, when I said to provide example of theist an Atheist idiocy, I'm talking exclusively about members of this forum.

Well that sounds like a pretty stupid contest. Soooo that right there's my entry.
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#87
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 6:53 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 6:21 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: How abut if you go fuck yourself? Examples of theist idiocy. Look at every post you ever made here at AF.
Really? Every post?

How about this one?



Need I go on?


What do bees have to do with being able to demonstrate God exists and that Christianity is correct? I'm still waiting for that...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#88
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 5:43 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Not petty at all, if you want to assert that "theists" are idiots insinuating "atheists" are somehow smarter, provide the evidence.

One little problem with that theory Huggy.

I never asserted that. In case you didn't know I am not actually a bigot.

Quote:I have plenty of evidence that proves otherwise.

Oh, but you are a bigot. Oki dokes.
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#89
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Who's the bigger idiot - the person not intimately familiar with bee reproduction (of all things), or the person so desperate to prove strangers wrong on the internet that he quote mines something from two years ago (that's also off-topic) in order to prove his asinine point?
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#90
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Huggy is an idiot. Kudos this if you agree.
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