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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 27, 2016 at 4:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Bwahahahahahaha! 

"To all the Republican lawmakers out there who are so obsessed with who's using what bathroom, and what plumbing they have downtown, news flash: you're the weirdos."

ROFLOL
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 27, 2016 at 3:19 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(April 27, 2016 at 3:13 pm)Drich Wrote: You and everyone else on this message board are not a "project person" because????

I assume your 'projects' in real life take you seriously. Here, on the other hand . . .

Again my responses here as well in life are carfully measured out. I approach you with the same effort or contempt you show me. Yes I can have fun with that, but it all ends or is fueled further with how you direct your approach.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
In other words, the exact opposite of how Jesus counseled his followers to deal with people.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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(April 28, 2016 at 9:53 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: In other words, the exact opposite of how Jesus counseled his followers to deal with people.

You mean do unto others as you would have them do to you?

If this is not EXACTLY that, then please explain how you think it isn't.

Again I take great care to meet you on your terms.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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Quote:Of course I know that. However, our country has continuously expanded that concept to try to reach its fulfillment... why, gosh, we now recognize women, blacks, and all kinds of minorities as people, now, in a way the Founders didn't.

Dripshit thinks the constitution is like his fucking shitty bible.  He ignores 200+ years of progress and prefers to think of it as a piece of bronze age shit that can't ever be changed.
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Drich thinking the Golden Rule is about responding in kind to how others behave towards him is really just hilariously perfect. I can't tell if it's the perfect troll post or if he really is that dumb. Either way, L-O-Fucking-L.

Just in case he's being serious - it doesn't say "Do unto others as they have done to you," but rather, "...as you would have them do to you." In other words, treat others the way you'd like to be treated (which, unless you're a psychopath), is with kindness. It doesn't mean tit-for-tat. In fact, Jesus warned against that kind of behavior (Matthew 5:38).

You'd think, as the master of 'biblical Christianity', that he'd get it.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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(April 28, 2016 at 1:20 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Drich thinking the Golden Rule is about responding in kind to how others behave towards him is really just hilariously perfect.  I can't tell if it's the perfect troll post or if he really is that dumb.  Either way, L-O-Fucking-L.

Just in case he's being serious - it doesn't say "Do unto others as they have done to you," but rather, "...as you would have them do to you."  In other words, treat others the way you'd like to be treated (which, unless you're a psychopath), is with kindness.  It doesn't mean tit-for-tat.  In fact, Jesus warned against that kind of behavior (Matthew 5:38).

You'd think, as the master of 'biblical Christianity', that he'd get it.

Yeah, I just about fell out of my chair when I saw that. Some "teacher"!
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