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Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 5:01 pm
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What it says in the headline...
Poor thing was turned into charcoal.
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 5:04 pm
IIRC, the beam energy has been compared to an artillery shell.
Surprised just charcoal. I wudda thought 'reduced to a glowing fog of atoms, er, subatomic particles' would have been the result.
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 5:07 pm
Oh, found a reference.
Critter chewed a power cable. Hell, we've had squirrels get zapped here on the power pole, and charcoal is a pretty good descriptive.
I suppose it matters little to the weasel if it was a power cable or the full flux of the accelerator . . .
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 5:51 pm
Probably not much of a difference.. Well, the full beam would have probably instantly vaporized it.
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 5:57 pm
and then some
blasted into another dimension wouldn't have been too much of a surprise
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 5:59 pm
Are we still saying "alleged" even though we know that fucking weasel is guilty as shit?
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 6:00 pm
"squirted out of our universe like a watermelon seed"
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
April 29, 2016 at 6:04 pm
I'll bet it was a Christian fundamentalist weasel, trying to stop the advance of unGodly science.
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