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Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
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Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
What it says in the headline...

Poor thing was turned into charcoal.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
IIRC, the beam energy has been compared to an artillery shell.

Surprised just charcoal.  I wudda thought 'reduced to a glowing fog of atoms, er, subatomic particles' would have been the result.
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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
It wasn't caught in the beam Smile
It just chewed on a power line...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
Oh, found a reference.

Critter chewed a power cable. Hell, we've had squirrels get zapped here on the power pole, and charcoal is a pretty good descriptive.

I suppose it matters little to the weasel if it was a power cable or the full flux of the accelerator . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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ninja, OK, thanx.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
Probably not much of a difference.. Well, the full beam would have probably instantly vaporized it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
and then some


blasted into another dimension wouldn't have been too much of a surprise
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Are we still saying "alleged" even though we know that fucking weasel is guilty as shit?
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"squirted out of our universe like a watermelon seed"
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Alleged Weasel heroically sacrifices himself to stop LHC
I'll bet it was a Christian fundamentalist weasel, trying to stop the advance of unGodly science.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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